Spyke
lemmy.world

I'd eat the fuck out of that pizza and I am lactose intolerant.

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lemm.ee

I'm lactose too and my wife would chancla the shit outta me then make me sleep outside for a week. Might be worth it though, looks tasty.

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I've witnessed this self defeating behavior in a number of LI sufferers.

I'm beginning to believe they enjoy the gastrointestinal distress as much as they enjoy eating cheese.

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My ancestors shit themselves for millennia so I could consume the amount of dairy I do today. It would be a disgrace not to each so much cheese.

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lemmy.blahaj.zone

Isn’t cheese not usually very high in lactose.

To be fair when I say the word cheese I have no idea if it’s equivalent to whatever the fuck american fast food places call cheese.

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lemmy.world

Every pizza chain in the US uses low moisture reduced fat mozzarella or a similar mozzarella romano blend of cheese shreds. I've worked at all of the major chains, and a few of the minor ones.

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FundMECFSreply
lemmy.blahaj.zone

Hmm well the Mozarella they sell here in Switzerland is extremely low lactose, but again I do not know if this is equivalent to what is called mozarella in the US.

I remember seeing cheese called “Gruyere” in the US which would be literally banned for false advertising in europe because it has nothing to do with actual gruyere.

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Well I never worked at any of the commissaries, so I don't know how it is made. The raw product tastes like real cheese, but I suppose with enough food chemistry you could fake that.

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lemmy.world

When I was in college it was good money, and they were willing to work around the fact that I had limited availability

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Fresh cheese is high in lactose. Aged cheese is not.

Depends on the type of cheese and if they they have any unusual processing involved.

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sopuli.xyz

lack toes in toddler ants

Lactose intolerance.

I had to read that fragment of a sentence way too many times to make the slightest sense of it.

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Omegareply
discuss.online

I swear why do people try spelling it like that??????

As in, using real words to pronounce another word as if it was Japan with kanji

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I see it so often with so many different words, I kinda got used to it.

  • Bone apple tea -> Bon Appétit
  • Hippocrip -> Hypocrite
  • Bone Jaw -> Bonjour
  • Sauce -> Source
  • Hippocrip -> Hypocrite
  • Artistic -> Autistic
  • Parmesan -> Parma jawn
  • Pasghetti -> Spaghetti
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sopuli.xyz

Is Domino even using real cheese?
I tried their "pizza" once and it was barely stomachable
Maybe it's better in the USA than in Europe, but I can't imagine why this is a successful chain.
It's not even cheap...

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bdonvrreply
thelemmy.club

IMO in the US it's the best of the national chains. But I know it's pretty different overseas.

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klemptorreply
startrek.website

Dominos is disgusting. It's basically the McDonald's of pizza. Honestly, I avoid all pizza chains and get wood-fired pizza at a local wine bar. Ooh and I just bought a pizza stone, gonna learn to make them myself!

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Careful. Next comes the pizza oven. After that, never enjoying pizza out again.

(as a friend would have me believe at least)

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i will never understand this pizza elitism, even a fucking frozen pan pizza (which is the sloppiest of slop) is not actually bad..

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Around me, Domino's is good enough emergency pizza, and cheap enough if you use one of their coupon deals and pick it up yourself.

On a scale of 0 being a cockroach pit and 10 being a mom and pop shop in Chicago, they're about a 5.5. It would be better if they cut down on the salt.

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lemm.ee

Someone call Jack we got some material for a new YGS, also holy shit that's a lot of cheese.

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I like to have a bit of cheese and put random YouTube videos on through my headphones as I sleep.

The resulting dreams are fucking trippy.

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