King of Hearts [Mr. Lovenstein]
J. L. Westover | Bluesky | Patreon
::: spoiler Secret Panel 💦 :::
::: spoiler Alt Text Well partner, come high noon tomorrow, I reckon we have ourselves a d-d-d-d-d-duel! :::
::: spoiler Transcript Comic in 3 Panels
Panel 1: A blue man with a blonde handlebar mustache and sits at a table, his arms spread wide revealing 5 diamond cards: Ace, King, Queen, Jack, 10. Across from him is a rugged pink guy dressed like Clint Eastwood in “The Man with No Name”, wearing a beat up, but iconic brown flat-crown Spanish wool Western, with a red poncho on his shoulders, a 5 ‘o clock shadow on his rugged face, and a cigarette hanging from his mouth.
Blue Man: Royal Flush. Beat that!
Panel 2: Pink Guy bows his head, a smug look on his face, and spreads his arms wide to reveal Exodia, The Forbidden One. Blue Man’s hat flys off his head as screams in shock and outrage, a vein is visible on his neck.
Blue Man: EXODIA AGAIN?!
Panel 3: Blue Man lunges and grabs Pink Guy’s poncho as the table leans and cards fly everywhere. Blue Man’s right arm is pulled back in a fist, ready to punch Pink Guys smug face.
Blue Guy: You cheatin’ bastard!
Pink Guy: Heart of the Cards, pardn’r
Secret Panel: Pink Guy’s smug expression still on his face smokes a cigarette as blood runs from the corner of his mouth. Blue Man holds his Stetson in his hands sweating as he looks abashed. On top of Blue Man’s head is a red card, and in his hat more colorful cards are visible.
Pink Guy: Either I drank too much whiskey or you got Charizards in yer hat :::
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