Could you imagine the 2016 election between Hillary and Trump, where Hillary’s husband comes out to say that he got a blowjob from the other candidate? That would have been wild!

I had to look this one up, it’s a reference to a mountain climber, George Mallory. From Wikipedia:

Once, when asked by a reporter why he wanted to climb Everest, Mallory purportedly replied, "Because it's there."

Or, they’re finally being realistic about the bag’s recyclability…

Wouldn’t that just let you know when the burst is at the end of the clip? If you only hear 2 rounds, you know the clip is empty, where if it was divisible by three, you wouldn’t know until you pulled the trigger and no rounds came out that the clip was empty.

The subhead with the lede:

USDA research points to viruses spread by pesticide-resistant mites, indicating a worrying trend

This has been the fifth major organized protest this year, each has been much larger than the last. There will definitely be another one within the next month or two. Keep an eye on 50501 for details to stay in the loop.

Everything is an SUV now

For those of us not from “LI”, I guess it stands for Long Island…

Why is the changing her life part (losing weight and getting a divorce after seeing Bigfoot) relevant? Did she leave her husband to try to get with Bigfoot and is suing the state because they claim her new beau doesn’t exist? Wild!

That’s Mister Low Beams to you!

It’s too late! The bowels of hell have already been emptied, the demons walk among us…

The table saw is supposed to be a dove, as a symbol of peace.

Maybe your friend was thinking that all of the letter “i”s became “u”s, for example “weird” to “weurd”

It’s Matilda

Minnesota prosecutors These are state charges, not federal, so Trump has no power to pardon this one, only the MN governor could.

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For the last one, it could be like the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier, where it represents all bad people currently living. When anyone deemed “bad” passes, you could take a sip.

The picture seems weird. The parent asking about emojis, ends their question with a kiss emoji? I don’t know that I buy it’s real

There’s a lot of references to this, but it looks like there’s not a known source. Interestingly, the first reference to this tablet was from 1908. https://quoteinvestigator.com/2012/10/22/world-end/