That’s not what your mom said.

Can you imagine a full majority blue government again? Last time we got health care light, who knows what we might get a little of this time?

Will an AI make a video of him being innocent in the Epstein case, or is the technology still not that good?

I’m going to need 4 months of how old trump is, starting right now.

Trump looks so tired, why do they keep forcing him to run?

Was this intentional, or is it close to a school?

Given the ballooning costs of the program, a helium leak is fitting.

I worked at a company (as briefly as possible) where an advisor came in and did this. He started listing off who we actually needed to pay on our rotating debts and who we could put off and how long. When I left, within 3 months several very important vendors were calling asking if I could do anything to help them out. I told them if they stopped sending supplies that would probably help the process.

As a paramedic, if you can't remember your name, address, and social security number, we'll take you to the hospital but you probably won't get a bill. Unless you tell the hospital, then we'll get a face sheet. Stay Safe, John and Jane Doe.

Why are you booing her, she’s right.

I hear academy award nominated actress margot robbie is here sometimes.

Study is done by "TheFire.org," which is described as a competitor to the ACLU.

I know... why do we need a competitor to the ACLU?

Well, per Wikipedia: "FIRE has been described as a competitor of the ACLU. In 2021, the organization had an annual revenue of $16.1 million. FIRE has received major funding from groups which primarily support conservative and libertarian causes, including the Bradley Foundation, Sarah Scaife Foundation, and the Charles Koch Institute."

Oh Charles Koch, you scoundrel.

At least the insurance companies will only have to rebuild some houses once after 2 hurricanes

“How do you keep a surgical staff in suspense?”

“You’re under a rust!”

I’m going to call this a win for the church that everyone was over 18.

We need an attack ad: "Why are some republicans afraid of russia?"

Um, excuse me… excuse me!

https://sh.itjust.works/c/noncredibledefense

We exist for a reason, stop stealing our stuff.

I own my own company, I am the sole employee. I win all the company raffles, it's great.

This is now my favorite potential cause of WW3.