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Iran claims ownership over Antarctica and plans military base there

Iranian navy Rear Adm. Shahram Irani declared that his country has “property rights” in Antarctica, particularly the South Pole, in a newly surfaced video.

“With regard to the South Pole, we have property rights there, and they belong to the public,” Irani said in the video of a television broadcast from last fall.

He added, “Our plan is to raise the flag there, inshallah. It is not only military work but also scientific work that needs to be carried out.”

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lemmy.world

Inshallah is doing a lot of heavy lifting in that sentence.

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Dozzi92reply
lemmy.world

I remember before going to Morocco with the military being taught some customs. Inshallah was a funny one to us, because it was suggested its use had a bit of a double meaning. Kinda like "Are you going to get out there and tackle the weeds today? You said you'd do it yesterday.". And the appropriate response would be "Inshallah," which essentially meant yeah, but probably no.

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Archerreply
lemmy.world

It sounds like that's implicitly "Well if God literally comes down and personally commands me (if God wills) then yeah, but if not then probably no"

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kofereply
lemmy.world

I'm wondering if he actually said the rest in English or if the author didn't want to translate the one word because it's so heavily associated with Islam? I'm leaning towards the latter and it's weirding me out halp

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feddit.uk

If it totally melts the amount of trapped methane will release will be enough to kill everything on earth. So I don't think it'll be a major problem we'll have to deal with.

Also if the temperature rises by over 100° in a decade in the Antarctic presumably even the temprate zones will be hotter than the surface of mercury.

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(Wipes eyes)

(takes breath)

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I hope they overlap with Argentinas claim so they can do Falklands but with Iran.

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"Inshallah, the Antarctic Treaty will 'expire' in 2042. Might as well take a free claim now to hopefully make it permanent by then.

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slrpnk.net

Lol my guess is Rear Adm. Shahram is trolling and want to trigger the imperialists. Whenever I see the partitioning of Antarctica I think "what the fuck"

If Iran wants to do a scientific mission that's great.

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Maybe they got the idea from Putin when he said Russia still has ownership of Alaska

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lemmy.world

Well, if you don't have a flag, then you can't have a country. Those are the rules... that I just made up!

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