taking x% is just multiplying by x/100, and multiplication is commutative. x% of y is just y×x×1/100, which is the same as x×y×1/100

you can also ignore the % and divide by 100 at the end. for example, what's 5% of 5? that might take a minute to work out. what's 25/100? you instantly know it's 1/4

maybe my understanding of ARGs is limited, isn't it kinda weird for one to have a ToS? doesn't that sort of contradict the AR-ness of the G?

when I was in third grade the other kids made me shut up about Lord of the Rings, but I was right actually, that shit rips

here's my one German joke:

what's the funniest type of fish? salmon.

he has to apologize for being aligned with what voters want? isn't that, as political scientists call it, the whole fucking point of democracy?

well, the people did vote for the Democratic successor. and then the Republican-controlled Supreme Court butted in and said "actually you're not allowed to check the results of how the people voted, we declare our guy won"

sous vide means vacuum sealed and submerged in a water bath with precisely controlled temperature for a long period of time

we've got this umbrella and we're not getting wet. we must not need the umbrella

people in these comments seem confused; there's no physical sign that literally says "no German, no swim" on it in German, at least if there is it's not mentioned in the article or shown in the picture. the sign in the picture says "attention: only for swimmers - steep banks." people are being turned away by other people who work at the admission gate, if they don't seem able to confirm that they understand the safety rules that are being verbally explained to them

next they'll tell us that Al Gae is a new sect of extremist Islam

can I interest you in the Greek letter delta: ∆

by his own admission, he acts the same now as he did when he was 5, and I see no reason to doubt that assessment. so it apparently takes more than 75 years to teach him anything

imagine a 5-year-old with enough money, that every time a normal 5-year-old would be denied and throw a tantrum, he can instead pay someone enough to do whatever he wants. do you think that kid would ever meaningfully change his desires or behaviors, and grow into a socially and emotionally healthy adult?

would his name be Wank?

Ruby the Hatchet, Castle Rat, Messa, Mammoth Weed Wizard Bastard, Year of the Cobra

do you think he realizes he's written his own eulogy

are they gonna fix the bug where it didn't turn everyone gay?

I was under the impression that that's the definition of a gangbang. multiple tops and only one bottom is a gangbang, multiple tops and multiple bottoms is an orgy

the mere suggestion should be considered treason

accidentally responding to your boss the same way you respond to your dom(me) is the evil version of calling the teacher mom