I still remember putting in vacation at my first job, three months in advance and they still said "well it's your job to make sure your shifts are covered". Fuck you, Karen, you make the damn schedule one month at a time, just don't put me on it that week.

At 11? Christ, that is devastating.

The older you get, the more excited you get for socks as a present.

What if there was statistical evidence of probable tampering?

Plus Trump, in his rambling, said something that heavily implies tampering with vote counting machines.

The cloud is just someone else's computer

Well, the Democrats won't be the ones to do it.

At this point we need to force every plastic producing and utilizing company to pay into a national healthcare fund to pay for all of the cancers and other problems they have caused for people.

Pawns join in class solidarity and rise up against the oppressive monarchy.

I appreciate the meme's use of the Windows hotkey while it is displayed on a mac

If the door exists, then it can be opened

That's just the dark with extra steps

279.5% interest... what the fuck

I don't begrudge professional athletes their income, as it's proportional to the amount of revenue their sport brings in. I do take issue with how much money the big three sports make, and how much less athletes who work just as hard or harder get paid.

A friend of mine started smoking because it was the only way to take regular breaks from his construction job.

I would rather Elon commit toaster in bathtub.

It took me a moment, but I remembered.

For those unaware

The glitch being they got caught and people complained

There's barely even an excuse for it, as most of these phones have a dual SIM tray and one of those can be a dual SIM/SD slot. It's just enshittification so they can upsell $25 of storage for a $200 model upgrade.

Pretty accusatory coming from someone who named themselves cumboy.

I'm boring, and still like Stegosaurus best. Gotta love that Thagomizer.