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If you are hesitant to post read this!

I'm mostly going to be posting cool art of wizards because I love them, and you are more than welcome to do that. But you can post anything as long as it relates to wizards! Stories about tabletop games, statues of wizards, funny videos, really anything is welcome! I know I used to be hesitant to post on Lemmy because I thought my content was too different from what was being posted, or otherwise wouldn't be welcome and I just want to put a disclaimer up front that that isn't the case.

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Doom Scrolling [Toothybj]

Crossposted from https://lemmy.world/post/50433008

Toothybj | Bluesky

::: spoiler Transcript Comic in 3 panels

Panel 1: Saruman ponders his Palantir, the eye of Sauron visible in its dark glass. An orc stands in the doorway behind him.

Orc: Uh… Master the boys are worried

Panel 2: Saruman turns to the orc now by his side.

Saruman: Huh?

Orc: Your daily orb-pondering time. Yesterday alone was 5 hours. Text in top left corner of panel reads: “TOOTHYBj”

Panel 3: Saruman turns back to his Palantir and petulantly hunches over it. The orc rests a comforting hand on his shoulder. The Palantir now displays a tweet from Denathor that reads “Ughh Faramir SUCKS”. The tweet has 7.5K likes and 406 comments.

Saruman: Oh, not again!

Orc: We worry master

Saruman: I can unponder any time I want :::

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The Wardrobe Wizard [MrLovenstein]

Crossposted from https://lemmy.world/post/50371341

J. L. Westover | Bluesky | Patreon

::: spoiler Bonus Panel :::

::: spoiler Alt Text He’ll really wear you down. :::

::: spoiler Transcript Comic in 4 Panels

Panel 1: A wizard in blue robes and blue hat with a gray beard raises his wand. A finely dressed captain in a purple coat with slicked back hair stands confidently with arms akimbo.

Wardrobe Wizard: YOU DARE CROSS THE WARDROBE WIZARD?

Captain Purple: DO YOUR WORST

Panel 2: The wizard’s wand flashes. Captain Purple looks concerned as a shirt tag pops up and out of the back of his shirt.

Wardrobe Wizard: IRRITATING SHIRT TAG!

Panel 3: The wizard’s wand flashes again and Captain Purple begins to panic, sweat running down his face as his shirt sleeves bunch up inside his coat sleeves.

Wardrobe Wizard: BUNCHED UP SLEEVES!

Panel 4: The wizard’s wand flashes again a final time. Captain Purple’s looks down, his expression falling as resignation sets in.

Wardrobe Wizard: WET SOCKS!

Captain Purple: please stop

Gutter Text: @MRLOVENSTEIN

Footer Text: COMIC SPONSORED BY DUCAN LATHLIN

Bonus Panel: A gravestone that reads “RIP CAPTAIN PURPLE”, below a plaque reads “SLAIN BY AN ATOMIC WEDGIE” :::

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