I had to tell a co-worker " can you start rocking some deodorant"

A reddit suggestion was "n***a you smell like hot dog water"

Any logo with a cartoon animal

I've only had it offered one time and it was at a placey MIL suggested when I was in town. I usually go to cheaper Asian massage places too.

So towards the end of the massage she tapped my dick through the towel and said you like? I said no and couldn't wait to tell my MIL where she sent me.

My FIL went there for science after and confirmed my story and says he also said no but I have doubts.

I have zero issue with people expressing themselves sexually in relationships that aren't non Monogamous, but eople should be in the loop on what kind of relationship you're in with them.

I personally wouldn't want to be in a non-monogamous relationship. Even when I was single I didn't like dating multiple girls at the same time.

When I meet my wife I had been on a few dates with someone and had a date planned for the next day. The person I had been seeing called off our date morning of and that's when I asked my coworker who introduced us to give her my number.

I've had FWBs but didn't date others while we were hooking up. Was down to hangout and have sex with them but not build a romantic relationship but I was still monogamous with them and all I asked is they give me the choice of they start sleeping with someone else

She still has a 6 head even if it doesn't go that high

I've found 2 wallets in my life with about $2k combined in them you think I gave that shit back? You're goddamn right I did.

I had a friend who would do this every now and again for a laugh.

Group of pedophiles

I got my wife a necklace with our daughters first initial on it, it wasn't very expensive

So she stole $60000 from the months of hard working publishers and $122 from authors

When people are pushed to the point they have nothing left to lose this kinda thing will happen. I'm sort of surprised this kinda of things doesn't happen more often to people who make their fortunes off the suffering of others.

We could make it work on a guide line and attach a bunch of trailers to one truck. You're a genius.

I did this(with scissors) when I was 5 or so because I was told I had beautiful eyelashes, being the manly man I was at 5 I couldn't be beautiful so I cut them off.

These bros ain't alpha they are 5yos in mens bodies.

That sign cost more than my wedding

Most smokers will give someone a cig if they ask. When someone asks to borrow your lighter there is a good chance they will pocket it after lightning up(more likely out of habit, than a malicious decision to steal it).

He looks like a guess who card.

My step sister is going to homeschool her kids, which will be great for her youngest since she named him Jedidiah. Shockingly someone who named their kid that stopped coming to family gettogerthers after my sister's kid came out trans.

She was sad she didn't get invited to my wifes baby shower, even if my niece wasn't planning on going I still wouldn't invite her because you can't just choose to cut out part of the family because you're a bigot and expect everyone else to still want you around.

I'm an atheist but if anybody got the bill for anti-christ it's this guy.

No Congress abdicated its duty and so did the Supreme Court. If they were doing their jobs Sit like this wouldn't happen.