This feels like the equivalent of getting abducted by a superintelligent alien race, being put into a machine beyond your wildest comprehension, and then probably getting a treat and sent back home where nobody will believe you

They're changing their name to "Aylo", not literal "Total Nonsense" and that makes me sad

Everybody gangsta still we invent hardware accelerated JSON parsing

"Unfortunately, looking at the hardware information, … it’s another Realtek RTL8153 …"

I'm on Lemmy now, so actually it was a brilliant idea

This was a reply I posted on "What should I say when someone says they "don't have anything to hide"?" In ask Lemmy a week ago, and I think it's still applicable here

They don't choose what they need to hide, if their government outlaws woodworking tomorrow, then any carpenters today go from "having nothing to hide" to "I need to hide my entire career and hobby" overnight and in their sleep.

And then the government threatens Facebook to hand over messages from any user suspected of woodworking, and then they get persecuted and arrested

The government threatens Google to hand over all browser history from suspected woodworkers, Apple for all iCloud photos from suspected woodworkers, Amazon for all woodworking related purchases

It goes on

If the carpenter cared about privacy from the start, then the government just wouldn't be able to find them and arrest them for simply woodworking

But the carpenter didn't care about privacy, they "had nothing to hide" yesterday, so when that law goes into effect tomorrow the government will have a really easy time finding them

This is why the steam deck is $1,000 btw

First comment from Infinity for Lemmy!

Infinity was my app of choice for like 2ish years, it still works with Reddit atm but when I moved to Lemmy the only real app was Jerboa, and man it was not the same

I delt with it tho, in the hopes that one day Infinity would be for Lemmy

And omg ITS BACK BAYBE

I am way too stocked over a Lemmy app, but man Infinity is lightning fast, super smooth, and beyond customizable! So I won't be needing Jerboa or Liftoff anymore

I am home!

Yooo Mastodon post on Lemmy let's goooo

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I'd recommend reading Wikipedia

More content than you could possibly read, short reads typically, you learn stuff, and you can make games out of it

A game I like to play is to come up with 2 completely unrelated things, start on thing 1, and see if you can get to thing 2 on Wikipedia in 6 tabs or less, using Wikipedia links only

"oh haha it's just like those little screw grabber tools but it looks exactly like a real spider a-"

Yeah same here, Reddit is my mindless scrolling app of choice, not Twitter, so when I tried to use Mastodon I just kinda stood there not knowing what to do

I love being able to read and immerse myself is specific communities and whatnot, and specifically I love Reddit for the discourse, people posting in a community, replying to posts, and replaying to those replies, and so on

So Lemmy has just become my jam, so happy that Reddit has an open source federated alternative now, even if they reverse their API debacle I'm still gonna keep using this app

Bitwarden gang

Bots making websites and filling it with bots so advertising bots will buy ads that will only be seen by bots

Mechanical keyboard mfs legit be like

"I fear not the man who can make one thing in 10,000 languages, but I fear the man who can make 10,000 things in one language." - Bruce Lee

The beauty of open source!

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