Sends innocent people to slave prison: who cares. Messes with my 401(k). BRING OUT THE GUILLOTINE!!

It’s not a rock, it’s a photo of a rock. And it’s probably AI.

Haven’t we heard this one before?

Tanks have not been very useful relative to their expense in the age of drones.

Can we do billionaires next? There is surely a little overlap.

Since 1745. No. 1066.

Ok we get it. You want us to try something. Message couldn’t be clearer.

Krasnov strikes again! Until there is evidence to counter this theory, it satisfies Occam's Razor.

Should have thought of that before hitching up to a lunatic.

No one read it. There were plenty of more obvious warnings.

Tuber-something? So mysterious we dare not recall its name!!!

Well no. To open shipping lanes and extort Europe for services rendered.

Dammit, Marie!

I assume he was once insulted by Eldon Foote or one of his kids.

Would you be concerned about the reactions of her family when they find out you’ve made this arrangement? How much do you want to bet she is not as forthcoming with her parents.

Only your sense of moral duty. Her kids will be just fine in Canada.

It just won't be the same without him. He was a pillar of the Edmonton Oilers fan community.

I think people were much less afraid of bears back then. Also they were reasonable enough to conclude that a single human death by a bear was did not warrant the extirpation of all local bears.

And now the comment that got me a 3 day ban on Reddit: If people can't live with animals, they will go extinct.

Holy shit no. No. There’s a difference between invader and defender. They are different things.

Trump has just assessed Tariffs on every country except Russia. If he were not an agent working for Russia, he could hardly do a better job of making the same decisions that Putin would make.