If you can't read the above which is directly quoted from the guardian, I question your general literacy.

Donald Trump joked with rally-goers on Thursday evening that he had “the right to run again”

His allies have dismissed the president’s claims as a joke.

We know where you stand guardian, didn't need to tell on yourself that directly.

Dude we don't need examples, you can find it in literally every part of your life.

Capitalism is a control mechanism for people

Gotta keep the plug active

I never said all that, was just pointing out that people are already effectively controlled. Just a little bonus aside, carry on

No worries homie

I'm partial to Mexican Classic

Godamn I love when my cat takes interest in my food.

Usually, he just wants a smell.

Sometimes, he's coming in hot and will try to take some.

Usually it's covered in spices he can't have, but when it's not, he gets a little snack.

Won't last, if I remember correctly private equity already has their grip

Possibly unpopular option, but any guitar solo is just ass.

Beware, pets are expensive.

What a fucking easy copout to hand her "will you at least consider looking at the case?"

No dude. Have her commit while you've got fire on her feet. Am I the only person left with common sense

concerns over privacy and potential police misuse.

Couldn't even go one sentence without propaganda. It's very well documented that it is ACTIVELY being misused. Concerns is their "allegedly" to escape libel allegations, this was a choice.

I'll say this as many times as it takes. NEWSWEEK ISNT FUCKING NEWS. IT IS A TABLOID. IT IS LESS THAN NOTHING. STOP FUCKING POSTING IT AND GIVING THESE GHOULS MONEY.

Real quick.

Just imagine you order a plate of pasta. You're only two bites in, and it's DELICIOUS.

Then here comes chef. While making full eye contact, he tips your plate and dumps all of that pasta in the trash.

Chef proceeds to take a giant wet shit onto the plate. He brings a new set of silverware and a fresh napkin right before your server comes back with the check.

You insist that you didn't order a giant wet shit, but they won't take it off the bill.

Let's stop pretending this is an inevitable oopsie. This shit is egregious.

Some told you they deleted it

Godamn man, how did so many people hear this clown talk and go "that's him, that's the guy?"

When will they ever understand this mysterious formula?

Make a good fucking game, don't pull any bullshit. Price it appropriately and people will buy it.

JUST MAKE A GOOD FUCKING PRODUCT AND STOP TRYING TO WEASEL FUCK US.

Remember that time we incriminated ourselves over text while on the run, my love?

Who is buying this?

I really hate to make a remark about appearance, but she's got mad crazy person eyes. Most of the worst people I've ever met have that same look in their eyes.