Now do the same joke wih Art (the clown).

That's a law enforcement representative promoting slaughter of citizen's exercising their right to protest. And at the same time making fun of people who have died this way.

You guys need to hit the reset button. This is beyond fucked.

If you blink really fast the heat generated by your eyelids makes a very bright light that is very similar to sun rays.

Fortunately for us the 4 astronauts were very well trained with this technique so they each took turns at lighting up the moon while the others took photographs.

In other news it was probably not a good idea to call it the dark side of the moon hence why it's refer to as the far side of the moon.

Good luck with the blinking, stay hydrated.

Manager: we need more staff for the holidays!

Assistant manager: How about we use social media to make people think working retail for the holidays is great!

Manager: Sure! But don't be too obvious.

Assistant manager:

I understand the urge but please stop electing people from TV.

Why would you move to the Netherlands if you are MAGA? Isn't your country so much greater again now? You ellected your king and then you left?

One of the country with the least amount of paid vacation in the world. And that's the hill he decides to climb on. He excels at making himself look increasingly moronic.

Have you tried our self checkout. We make you work for us so we don't have to hire more employees and you pay the exact same price.

Driving the speed limit at all times regardless of mood. Because I value my safety as well as the one of others.

There is nothing strange about old people forgeting things.

There is something absolutely heinous about people who rape children.

Stay focused.

Who in their right minds would give Work VISAs to the Magastapo?

Live life in such a way that your death is celebrated by MAGA.

Because soon enough they will need to hide.

I think it's also a sign that it's rare to find people with no morals. Having no soul is very rewarding.

Success doesn't ring at your door by chance. First you have to demonstrate how horrible you are and how you can contribute to make humanity worse.

Don't do anything and therefore agree with authoritarianism. Protest and therefore justify authoritarianism.

They are just beging for someone to hurt them. According to their own logic.

First, weaken the commercial aviation in your country. Second, start calling everything terrorism. Third, start yet another war in the middle east.

Your guy is desperately looking for another 911.

QA annnnd Debugging?

LLMs have a much better chance at succesfuly replacing whoever said that.

"I never brush my teeth I have naturally self cleaning teeth.

Dentist: You have about 3 cavities... per tooth."

Same vibe.

"We care so much about the children!"

Meanwhile: Pedophiles? Is ok. Climate Change? Hoax. Abortion? Is evil. School shootings? Unavoidable. Child labor? Can boost the economy. Also don't forget the army is recruiting, the meat grinder needs feeding.

I think it's absolutely obvious the USA government gives zero shit about kids. They are only being use as laverage just like in any dysfunctional family.

It says she was also an influencer. How many bad things did she say about Trump or the GoP. Honnestly I'm convinced ICE is prioritizing political opponents.