Send me to hell then.

Please don't call it that... I mean, I get it, but please don't.

Who cares about them? I love cats... I'd take a room full of cats over a room with one person of "interest."

And every day that goes by, there will be fewer people older than you.

It's a brutally competitive and toxic game.

My chemical dependence

The French really know how to protest.

Lol, that highlander is most likely built in Indiana.

The twist is that the narration is from the tigers perspective.

Could you imagine the wet gurgling sound that would come from it... also to add horror, bring a spoon, and taste test it while saying needs more corn, hahaha

But I don't want to wait! Stomps dinosaur shoes

Could you imagine being so shallow that the only thing that's important is spending a lot of money and not having genuine love...

I imagined it was read by Cave Johnson; it adds a certain something.

I think there must be some sort of mistake. Warren Buffett is the CEO of berkshire hathaway, and I'm sure he makes way more than the stated 5:1...

Stop using it. It's that simple. There are a ton of alternatives out there that cost nothing... These idiots seem to have forgotten that we only used them because it was relatively inexpensive for what we could pirate, and we only pirated stuff to avoid ads. Just go back to our roots, kill their revenue streams, and maybe then they'll get the idea.

K cup guy regrets the waste his product is responsible for.

Yes, but if the skeleton is capable of fighting me, who's to say what kind of magic or superpowers it has? I mean, a fighting skeleton still seems like it could be anyone's guess as to who's going to win...

Jesus, I've seen bigger joints...

Want to make an actual hassle for pricks like that? Go to your local car parts store, buy yourself a tire valve removal tool and leave it in your glove box for this occasion. It's a simple thing to use, take off the valve cap on a tire, insert the tool into the valve, unscrew, and bam all the air rushes out. Best part? The only way to fix it is to have that tool. you can't put air up the tire without that valve.

Equals, do you own a cat? They are superiors. Or at least, that's what they think.