Haha been watching Dinosaurs on streaming, silly and stupid. Plus if you look at the credits in IMDb you can easily figure out who did the voices, the ones with a single character name, I think most of the suit actors did a few. The suit actors must have been horribly underpaid for dealing with them. They look so heavy and hot.
Cheesy and 90s? Yes. Worth watching for classic style sitcoms? Yes.
Plus it's Mallory Archer (Jessica Walter) doing the voice of the mother but actually acts like a mother....she was always fantastic.
You buried the lede there. The extinction event was caused directly by the dad and his boss' corporation. Long story short they made thicker cloudcover which caused a mini ice age. Fucking DARK
so like cool and all, but problem 1: that's additional weight when you want to be lessening weight. problem 2: according to the leading expert in knocking over old people (whose work was definitely consulted when designing this), >60% of falls (i think it was actually 75% but i want to be accurate) are due to vision problems, not gait problems. this only addresses gait problems.
Well I imagine some of them have alternative buttholes. But also you should probably make it really easy to raptor-out and un-raptor-out. Like just as a safety thing in case your tail got fin fungus or sudden battery blowup disease (from unsafe robot dinosaur sex of course)
Edit if you are going to have dinosaur sex of course it is going to be unsafe consensual nonconcessional robot dinosaur sex please keep up
But I don't want to wait! Stomps dinosaur shoes
now that's a retirement plan
"Not the mama!"
Haha been watching Dinosaurs on streaming, silly and stupid. Plus if you look at the credits in IMDb you can easily figure out who did the voices, the ones with a single character name, I think most of the suit actors did a few. The suit actors must have been horribly underpaid for dealing with them. They look so heavy and hot.
Cheesy and 90s? Yes. Worth watching for classic style sitcoms? Yes.
Plus it's Mallory Archer (Jessica Walter) doing the voice of the mother but actually acts like a mother....she was always fantastic.
The season finale predicted our future!
i'm gonna get chucked in a volcano?
No. The power is going to go out and you’ll freeze to death.
Corporate stupidity ends the world
Those are some great extra details! I hope you're enjoying the show. I only remember it, barely, from years ago. Those suits do look heavy!
Man that ending screwed me up good lol
What, show finale or something? I haven't really watched that show, but I remember it being on TV when I was very young
Yup - the show finale is the extinction of all the dinos. Not the mama and that is all I remember of it lol.
Spoiler!
You buried the lede there. The extinction event was caused directly by the dad and his boss' corporation. Long story short they made thicker cloudcover which caused a mini ice age. Fucking DARK
Your caption was far more hilarious than the image. For me, at any rate. Thank you for sharing and for the laugh, OP! LOL
This is why I'm wearing a tail not for any other reason how dare you accuse me?
so like cool and all, but problem 1: that's additional weight when you want to be lessening weight. problem 2: according to the leading expert in knocking over old people (whose work was definitely consulted when designing this), >60% of falls (i think it was actually 75% but i want to be accurate) are due to vision problems, not gait problems. this only addresses gait problems.
I'm also wondering how you poop.
Like me specifically or in general because one of those questions is an emergency and I'm very sorry for taking so long
Well, I'm not interested in one of those things, and I've already mopped up the mess. Apology accepted, begrudgingly.
But I was actually wondering how seniors with limited mobility are supposed to poop with a 4 foot tail sticking out the back?
Well I imagine some of them have alternative buttholes. But also you should probably make it really easy to raptor-out and un-raptor-out. Like just as a safety thing in case your tail got fin fungus or sudden battery blowup disease (from unsafe robot dinosaur sex of course)
Edit if you are going to have dinosaur sex of course it is going to be unsafe consensual nonconcessional robot dinosaur sex please keep up
Life goals.
OwO
stuff in the circle: real since 2019
gramps walking the stairs: AI slop
Mom, grandpa knocked everything over with his tail again
Ooh I want sharpened barbs on the end of mine.
Thagomizers.