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The twist is that the narration is from the tigers perspective.

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This message was totally written by a human

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"My only two options were A. Quickly roll out of the way and retaliate with a swift counter-attack or B. Take an iron claw to the face, roll over into a ditch and die."

Takes iron claw to the face, rolls over into a ditch and dies

"I should have gone with option A."

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It all started on board the cruise ship TS Bremen where I, Uwe Ludwig Horn was a waiter and assisted my friend Siegfried with his magic show.

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