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Going opposite directions at night, what should men do if approaching a woman?
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And for 4 dimensional dogs?
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Going opposite directions at night, what should men do if approaching a woman?
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And for 4 dimensional dogs?
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Best decision he ever made tbh
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Same thing at the Goodyear factory! The rule was, you can eat as many tires as you want as long as you get your work done, but the whole place smelled so much like melted rubber that hardly anyone took advantage of it.
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Stitch helping with the laundry
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I am clothe, you must fold me into your arms
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Capitalism is an unrealistic death cult.
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Yeah, turns out we experienced the peak of civilization. Someday, people will be begging to party like it's 1999.
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It's exactly like that.
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That long, huh? I think we can do it way faster in the next one.
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never throw away clothes that rule
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This was the first result on Google:
https://royaltydecor.com/products/shark-onesie-ultra-soft-polyester-machine-washable
Looks like the most expensive option, there are several similar pajamas that are cheaper. But the link is worth looking at for the videos of the pajamas in use.
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US Supreme Court allows White House ballroom construction for now
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What it's really for is to hide an underground data center that's located at the White House, so it's covered by executive privilege and can't be accessed via freedom of information requests.
A YouTube journalist connected the dots last December: https://youtu.be/VbJ4ilDvGyc
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Startling new study shows 12% of US adults are LGBTQ+, the highest estimate yet
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Stop, I can only get so startled!
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Hmmmm
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No, you're thinking of a vanlion. Common mistake. A villain is actually a large, luxurious country house or estate.
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Monger category
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Not sure, but I made one just for you:
War; Horn; Drum; Joy
Bridge; Cod; Hockey; Canaveral
Dough; Fish; Fear; Rummy
Basil; Cheese; Poker; Tomatoes
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Vibecoding is the future
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Oh, I get it! You still want 2fa, you just don't want the code to be shown! colors the text white
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Microsoft 365 sees 43% price hike thanks to Copilot — existing customers safe until renewal
I spent about 20 minutes today trying to get Copilot on Word to tell me how to disable Copilot on Word. Worth every penny.
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Are you threatening me?
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Selfawarewolves
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Anon has fries
Anon made the right call, she only wanted him for his fries, she would have been gone once the fries were gone.
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Cringe rule
Well, shoot. I'm still boycotting Blizzard because they banned a player from tournament play over voicing support for the Hong Kong protests. Now I need to boycott them for an entirely different humanitarian reason? Good thing they don't make good games anymore or I'd be kind of upset.
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Anon notices lazy writing
So, it turns out JRR Tolkien was just Tolkien out his Rs.
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What a wonderful world we live in!
He's moved on to another plane.
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What did they think was going to happen…
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Flashbang!
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Ah, they seem to communicate by vomiting and bleeding from their skin. Interesting...
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Dog chews on a lithium power bank and burns down the house. The pets escaped unharmed.
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It's simultaneously hilarious and heartbreaking. I can feel their panic.
"Oh no, I did a bad. Go away bad. Oh no, oh no, they're going to find out I did a bad chew. Bad away! Bad away now! Why is this not working?"