Hey Bob, another ADHD claim came in.

Bob: send them the extra long questionnaire, they’ll never finish!

https://i.imgur.com/qhZQMRb.jpeg

The funny thing is that Spez didn’t even come up with the idea of Reddit. Him and Ohanian showed up with some other dumb idea and Paul Graham was like, that’s stupid, try this idea of mine.

Then Spez put together some shitty code in Lisp of all languages, which Aaron Schwartz had to rewrite in Python. The site was so unstable that Spez slept with his laptop so he could reboot it in the middle of the night.

They used sock puppets because nobody was posting enough content. Then they cashed out and fucked off, leaving Aaron to rewrite it, and Erik Martin to actually make a proper community out of it.

Then Spez comes riding back into town over a decade later to claim credit while he fucks the whole site up by selling out.

Truly a masterclass in incompetent white male privilege.

ARE THE GOLF COURSES OK????

“Mayor Eric Adams said he was vetoing a police accountability bill passed by the City Council because it would “handcuff the police.””

Yeah, that’s the idea.

"As we say in Germany, if there’s a Nazi at the table and 10 other people sitting there talking to him, you got a table with 11 Nazis. " - Dr. Jens Foell

Capitalism is forgetting that the number one rule of being a parasite is that you don’t kill the host.

It was ever thus:

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

Winston Churchill

I don’t see a solution to this one and we’re just going to have to live with people making pictures of whatever they want. It’s not like TS can stop me making an oil painting of her humping a dolphin or whatever.

Nice burn:

• "Donald Trump is facing 91 felony charges. If Republicans want to name something after him, I'd suggest they find a federal prison," said Rep. Gerry Connolly, a Democrat who represents part of Dulles.

Silly geese - the redesign isn’t for the users, it’s for the investors, for the upcoming IPO. It’s like staging a house for sale. The point isn’t to make the house livable, it’s to make it desirable to buyers.

The popular story is that, on Groucho's 1950s TV quiz show "You Bet Your Life," a female contestant said that the reason she had 22 kids was "because I love children, and I think that's our purpose here on earth, and I love my husband." To which Groucho supposedly replied: "I love my cigar, too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while."

From: http://www.cigaraficionado.com/article/the-cigar-quote-primer-9036

Liberty, guns, beer, turd.

There’s no emotional sensitivity, they’re just afraid of the guillotine.

How the fuck are you not making a profit on $800M annual revenue? Just how much is Spez salary?

The publicity inspired me to install it, so great job Nintendo.

Scientists: we can’t understand why global warming is so much worse than our models predicted!!

The irony is that the game trained the playerbase to work well together to accomplish missions and now that solidarity is being turned against them.

Amazon will settle for no admission of guilt for 0.000000001% of their profit. The FTC chair will then join the board of Amazon after declaring success.

You either die a hero or you live to sexually harass your subordinates.