“La petite mort”

I am choosing to interpret that entering French box stores is somehow orgasmic. The greeters must really welcome you!

Exactly! I’ve said this for years, every time the meme comes up. I’m saying it right now to anyone nearby.

I mean, I have no real basis to know if canopy friction is the reason or not but I’m saving this post as support of my confirmation bias anyway.

That’s an unnecessarily complicated way to write that. I had to read it twice to make sense of it.

I just opened the door to complain about it to my family.

NEARLY SHID MYSELF WHEN I RED THAT BRUTHER

A. Or he might end up like Mike the headless chicken and that might inspire a counter-revolutionary revolution.

Right Honourable Kim Campbell, first and only female Prime Minister of Canada for all of just over four months after PM Brian Mulroney tanked his Progressive Conservative Party.

That person would totally win in a thumb war. Don’t even try

On another kid’s hand: “Circle, circle, dot, dot. Now you have your cooties shot.”

"I like Ted Cruz more than most of my other colleagues like Ted Cruz. And I hate Ted Cruz."

• Al Franken

Such a perfect quote. We can only hope the one for Ken Paxton will be as good or better.

It’s short for Richard Bichard.

Generally, you can guarantee shit with more fiber though.

Like a houseplant angling toward the window light?

Pretty entertaining! Reminds me of Primus.

My hope is for a blockbuster success so we get a series of films in the Forgotten Realms universe.

What a cast! The reboot looks great, but I’ll always love the original.

“Simplex… it’ll grow on you.”

Ahab, playing the long game.

(Btw, drinking with a straw like that wouldn’t work but I get that consistency is needed for the joke)

He might get someone pregananant

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=m4K8NJ3_Dw0

Good catch! I didn’t notice it before but I’ll watch for it next time for sure.

Soylent has always been a little too sugary, IMO.

I believe they had a bunch of supply issues over the last year or so, at least for the Canadian customers. Maybe that led to some ingredient changes.

During this time, I researched and compared the nutrient and ingredient breakdowns of a lot of other products. I settled on HolFood. A healthier option, close in price, local to Canada and they include a cool shaker bottle (that has additional powder storage attachments) with their startup kit order.

I recommend trying it out.