Right Honourable Kim Campbell, first and only female Prime Minister of Canada for all of just over four months after PM Brian Mulroney tanked his Progressive Conservative Party.

That’s an unnecessarily complicated way to write that. I had to read it twice to make sense of it.

I just opened the door to complain about it to my family.

Exactly! I’ve said this for years, every time the meme comes up. I’m saying it right now to anyone nearby.

I mean, I have no real basis to know if canopy friction is the reason or not but I’m saving this post as support of my confirmation bias anyway.

NEARLY SHID MYSELF WHEN I RED THAT BRUTHER

A. Or he might end up like Mike the headless chicken and that might inspire a counter-revolutionary revolution.

That person would totally win in a thumb war. Don’t even try

On another kid’s hand: “Circle, circle, dot, dot. Now you have your cooties shot.”

Like a houseplant angling toward the window light?

Soylent has always been a little too sugary, IMO.

I believe they had a bunch of supply issues over the last year or so, at least for the Canadian customers. Maybe that led to some ingredient changes.

During this time, I researched and compared the nutrient and ingredient breakdowns of a lot of other products. I settled on HolFood. A healthier option, close in price, local to Canada and they include a cool shaker bottle (that has additional powder storage attachments) with their startup kit order.

I recommend trying it out.

Scrape and that’s it. Into the dishwasher.

Only exceptions requiring some extra effort beforehand is wiping off anything that had avocado on it and clearing rice between fork tines.

Never comes clean, at least in my dishwasher.

I need this on a t-shirt.

Encrusted chats on account of the cold sores around the mouth.

Every good hero should have some

He’s one-of-a-kind, unfortunately.

That's why typos in the middle of a word are unoticable

I see what you did there.

Such a classic!

I’m imagining the stakes of her hallway fight in the theater.

Black/brown lentils in dhal makhani. Dirt cheap readymade packages at the grocery store too.

Other than that, I used to make spicy red lentil soup with the recipe on the back of the bag from Costco but made myself sick of it years ago.

Zero yum!

Upvoted for proper usage of nonplussed!