Spyke
lemmy.ca

B. As it seems like there is less mass to get through.

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pawb.social

On the other hand, the platform isn't large enough to support the body with B so there's danger of it falling off or hurting people or whathaveyou. With A, you risk the head and neck falling down and hurting someone but the body, at least, is in a stable position.

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lemmy.world

That's rude. The French have the right to not get crushed by decapitated extinct creatures, too!

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but do we not also have the right to watch frenchpeople be crushed by decapitated extinct creatures?

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lemmy.today

also it weights around 60-80tons, might be hard to even hoist it up to the guillotine.

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lemmy.world

A B is the only correct answer. When you want to hold up the head to the cheering crowd filled with bloodlust, do you also want to lift 400kg of neck? lol, no.

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A, you cut by cervical (weakest point), not dorsal (strongest point) plus you have later to move the head

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lemmy.ml

ML's (Monster Lovers) would not execute an Argentinasaurus. Too cute.

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Ask Kentucky for tips. They hanged (hung?) an elephant once because the trainer poked her infected tooth to move her along during a parade, and she killed him in a blinding rage of pain.

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The whole neck so maybe the blood supply can keep the brain alive longer so I can stare into its aware eyes as they register what has just happened.

Is that weird?

Also, fuck .ml

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B. My plan is to do it "circumcision style" in order to add another layer to The Discourse:

"The beheading is troublingly evocative of the barbaric practice of male genital mutilation."

"Nice MRA talking point. Sure, circumcision is bad, but why are we focusing on that instead of the more severe forms of oppression minorities face?"

"Wow. Both of you have such a colonizer mentality. Cultures have a right to continue their traditional practices even if a bunch of White Saviors think they know better. 'Barbaric practice' is so revealing."

Soon enough, everyone will have forgotten all about the dinosaur.

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"DJT - couldnt get argentinasaurus fr weekkennd, bummer. fuckin goodytwosheos sasy not intrested. - best, JE"

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Godricreply
lemmy.world

You are a traitor to the revolution. Glory to Arstotzka!

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I'd do the pineapple method. Then he'd have a mega sore ass! Badum, tiss.

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I mean, guillotines were invented by liberal revolutionaries (French revolution) so if anything you should ask a liberal lmao. I prefer option 2 tho personally

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I always measure from the base of the balls. I got that shirt "I'm big in Japan" it helps too.

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Laterally.

She's a big revolutionary, so you need to make a big statement with her execution.

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