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This video is making me sad. Any (rational) consolations?
I’m no math. But all the behind the scenes crap behind stories like these read basically like this:
“Hey computer. We all think the answer to this theory is this [Whatever the fuck]. Is that true?”
“Wow. I checked and you’re totally correct. Everything in that theory points to [Whatever the fuck]. You’re cool for noticing.”
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Decision time
You... you shut up. 🥲
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Chat Apps
Just never interact with anyone. Christ, it's not that hard people! (This comment doesn't count.)
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me_irl
“Life will be so different when you’re out of school in the real world.”
… 3 mins later …
“Write an essay about how cool you think it is to do graphic design for the bank.”
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Paypal billionaire Peter Thiel invests in controversial doped Olympics
Just admit you’ve been watching old SNL clips on YouTube, Pete.
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elders
Wholesome-ness on the internet? In this economy?!
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Give me toxic womanizing female Bond
This looks like a job for a jacked, alt Aussie.
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I used to be with it, then they changed what "it" is
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What happened? Take me back
I don’t know what’s sadder the giant Safeway sandwiches going from $9.99 to $13.99 or my mortgage about to go up like 200 goddamn dollars…
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Revenge at Wellinex
Haha. Topical!
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Kevin's normal day
Fuck Kevin specifically!
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Nothing is stopping you from this right now
Ha! Jokes on you, I’m not 38 until… next week. Guck!
(I meant to type “fuck” but “guck” works just as well.)
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new political aspiration unlocked
D'ya promise?!?!
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Expecting driverless taxis to respect bike lanes “too high a bar”
If I run a toy RC car into the road and start wreaking havoc, it's a hazard. If they turn a full sized automobile into an RC car, it's innovation!
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Give me toxic womanizing female Bond
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Rhea Ripley. Def has the athleticism and swagger for fem badass lesbian chauvinist Bond.
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Weirdly wholesome?!
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NSFW for obvious reasons
I swear every picture of a frog/toad is either the highest res, most detailed in the world OR the fuzziest piece of garbage ever rubbed in your eyes. There's never any in-between. What's your secret you amphibious bastards?!
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When they accidentally make a good one
Not the ‘etc’!!
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I hate excel so much
Excel is okay as long as it stays in its lane.
It is not okay if you’ve ever worked in a printshop or do graphic design and people send in newsletters or brochures or some shit done within Excel.
Excel is many things; it is not fit to layout documents. Blegh.
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LOOK AT WHAT THEY HAVE TAKEN FROM US
Imagine being in for a manic episode or something and seeing this shit comin’ at you.
