I told you not to call me that, Carl.

Last line:

A poll taken last year by the BBVA Foundation found 77 per cent of Spaniards found the pastime “unacceptable”.

"...Maduro...who was ousted in a U.S. military operation in January and whisked to New York to face federal drug conspiracy charges"

*Kidnapped.

Ftfy.

Cunts. My country is run, and fed propagandized bullshit, by sycophantic cunts. It sickens me.

ECONOMY, CARL!? THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! I'M MOVING TO FIRST CLASS IMMEDIATELY!

152k to 1.5 milhouse is definitely an astronomical increase. Where does that number come from? For that matter...has he been funding all of this on his own up until this point?

You three beautiful people are the reason I love this place.

"The smiley face is when I go down on the guy.

The smiley face with lashes is when the guy goes down on me.

The circle is for when we have sex.

The circle with the X is for when I have an orgasm.

The house is when we do it inside

and the grass is for outside..."

Those journalists are not allowed in the room. Trump curates who's allowed in the room.. Those that are there know the game is don't ask real questions if they want to keep their seat. Same as his first term.

Johnson and Johnson, so... Not likely.

Here's the thing...I straight fukcing loathe Trump, and the fact that slightly more than half of this country voted him into office... AGAIN... makes me ill, but knowing what I know about what happened in Vietnam from a father that has told stories, countless documentaries, and movies... I cannot help but wonder if, had I the wealth to do so, would I have not used that wealth to prevent my own son being drafted? I say that as a vet, myself... Albeit one who went in and got out in-between the first gulf war and Afghanistan. I want badly to paste that label on him... And given where we are now, I very much wish he had gone to Vietnam... But I have to acknowledge the fact that I may not have done any different...

Just last night, we were watching a show that featured this fact about elephants, and I turned to my girlfriend and made this exact comment! Hilarious

Okay...I don't get it.

Waaahhh!! They got what they wanted. I wonder how many of these people are part of the 65% that voted in this pile of garbage...

Bro looks like a fluffy Randall, from Clerks.

ITT: Lemmings who want you to know they understand the word, "kerning".

This is absolutely spot on. Well done.

Internet Service Providers. Not a one of them is "good"... So you just gotta find one that doesn't constantly try to hit you with made up new "fees".

... And how do you know he hasn't? Maybe he's really been putting in the hours on his arcane homework during the off season.

As a veteran in IT, the scream test is sometimes the only way to figure out what the heck this thing does. The only time it blows up in your face is when the thing you've turned off or unplugged is seldom used, (like once per quarter, let's say). Discovering you've forgotten you've an active scream test running after spending hours tracking down that thing you pulled the plug on is enough to make one question one's sanity.