The people you need to hear from aren't using Lemmy.

It wasn't a Nazi salute. It was a heartfelt and perhaps ill-advised gesture that, in the moment, could be misinterpreted as a Nazi salute. I think we shouldn't be so quick to jump to conclusions.

/s

No matter what you think of EA, this is fantastic news.

Look, I'm not robophobic. Some of my best friends are cyborgs. I just don't want them living in my neighborhood, you know?

Real and straight.

Tumblr's got you covered:

I was inspired to post this story in light of recent events.

Meet the new app, same as the old app.

The proper terminology is WAN - a Wide Anal Network.

I think the joke is, it's the 17th century equivalent of texting and driving.

"It really doesn't look like much. And I have to say, the most interesting part in this picture, that people mostly react to, is the walking desk. It is the most interesting part in my office, and I'm not actually using it anymore."

— Linus Torvalds, The mind behind Linux

Wanna know why it's called Five Guys?

Because it takes the salary of five people to pay for one meal.

I heard of one instance where a class of high schoolers were playing Kahoot. One group of boys wanted to name their team the "Sugar Daddies", but the teacher wouldn't allow it, so they named themselves the "Glucose Fathers".

The bathroom pipes are not designed to handle human discharge other than your regular bathroom duties

Oh, please, if it can handle the diarrhea from Taco Bell, it can take anything.

Nicole, if you're out there, I'm still waiting for you to pay me back the $900 I sent you for your college textbooks. I hope you and your father are doing well! Take your time.

Here's a Tumblr post about how different versions of Bruce Wayne (comic books, animated series, etc.) have donated huge sums of money to charities and other improvements to Gotham City.