You’re connected through your leech fields and the water table, maybe? Kinda like that one friend trying to connect on their mobile hotspot. Everyone still loves them.
I've had this recurring nightmare for the last twenty or so years where I go to sit on a toilet and a disembodied hand comes out of the drain-hole hand first and touches my butt.
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The proper terminology is WAN - a Wide Anal Network.
Got 3 bathrooms in my house does that make a local anal network?
Would a bedpan be a Personal Anal Network?
I believe that would be an air gapped device, or a thumb drive.
Bum drive.
Septic tank =Honeypot?
NAS.
Networked Anal Storage or Networked Ass Storage for short.
This one is disgustingly accurate..
Due to the Honeywagon
Reminds me of an old MadTV bit
ah yes, sneakernet
Any network I join is a wide anal network
Maybe that's what the lyrics for Hash Pipe mean... 🤔
🎵You've got your problems,
I've got my Ass Wide (network) 🎵
I never thought I'd feel so isolated on my septic system...
You’re connected through your leech fields and the water table, maybe? Kinda like that one friend trying to connect on their mobile hotspot. Everyone still loves them.
Decentralized encrypting shitting
But is it open source?
Yours is like satellite internet.
Shoot me a bm
Gonna need fiber for that.
Just like a data network, fiber makes the transfers faster.
poot poot
Pick up the fart phone
Stream of subconscious
I'll leave this here...
I'm logged in rn.
I need more broadband because my upload is too big
there's enough data in my bum i don't want more
Err .. I don't think you want to download ..
I don't know what that is and I suspect I don't want to know, so I'm going to keep it that way.
I believe it's a lady in a tub shitting all over herself, fyi.
Well, that's about as gross as I figured it would be .. thanks
When you open Lemmy you are connected to every persons phone and can ruin their day in an instant.
I mean, I come across a lot of off putting comments, but I am sure others think the same of mine. We all deserve each other, yaay \o/
Excuse you, the sex ghost candle is nowhere near the caliber of munition you unloaded with that last line.
I'm on a private intranet then. I have a septic system.
Don't you worry about outsiders accessing your system and its private contents? They could leak it everywhere.
OH my friend reminded me I'm on a septic tank? how can I get my butthole connected pls
Ew, thanks I love it
Makes me feel very connected, thanks.
Aka the sphincternet.
There is an air gap. You're safe.
But if water splashes up then it's GAME OVER MAN.
Enshittification of the buttnet must continue!
So a p-trap is kinda like a butt firewall then
Would disabling the firewall let the p into my butt?
Guess it’s the
FediverseshittyverseAt first read this as massaged, and that context definitely puts this in a different light
Not only that, but the massage is hot, stoned and Swedish
Interfacing through the porcelain terminal, Case jacked into the waste-processing network
upload only... at least on my side, one large packet at the time, or a bunch of small packets depending on recent past diet
Until you experience sewer backup.
Reading this while on the shitter
I've had this recurring nightmare for the last twenty or so years where I go to sit on a toilet and a disembodied hand comes out of the drain-hole hand first and touches my butt.
What are your thoughts on skibidi toilet?
Honestly terrifies me
Thank you, Thing.
It's the poop hand from monsturd... worst bad movie ever
And your nose and mouth is connected to everyone too.
All in the vast ocean of air. You are inhaling what others exhale.
I’ll upvote it simply because it’s provocative
This is actually a joke from the Blue Man Group's The Complex tour (not saying it's a "stolen joke").
It's a comforting thought 😌
Move to a house with a septic tank
Why? Butt network is life.