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Weird 🤔
This is the stupidest fucking thing I've seen all day, and it's been a long day.
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Sovereign citizen did not have a good outcome by trying the coupon method.
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Idiots, they forgot the red text has to be at a 45° angle.
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I think we've been had
Dont the British weigh things with rocks or some dumb shit?
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France to quit making cigarettes as last factory prepares to close
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Suck another cock?
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Work from home
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Cattle will stampede if you piss them off enough.
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A man opened an emergency exit and walked on a plane's wing. Passengers are supporting his action
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Its not as bad as living in India, but it does suck.
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Just saw this while getting gas. Why is it illegal to get less than 4 gallons?
I got curious so I duckduckgo'd that shit.
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Never forget where you came from.
I raise chickens. I adore the little critters, but if they were 20' high they would gleefully destroy us all. Their personality is like a cat on meth.
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Americans, what's the plan if Trump wins the election in November? (serious)
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Coup. COUP! It's not a fucking chicken house!
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As well you should.
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You're not a "coffee person", you're most likely an addict
We know. We don't care.
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Meanwhile, my dog when the walls creak due to temperature changes and every other living thing in the house is asleep and doesn't care:
HOLY FUCK! HOLY FUCK! HOLY FUCK! ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM JUMP SCRATCH HOLY FUCK!
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Massive explosion rocks SpaceX Texas facility, Starship engine in flames
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That's not how you spell l33t. You fucking n00b.
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Lemmy Active Users looking good
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I don't give two shits about taking down reddit. I just want somewhere else to go, and Lemmy works for that.
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"Sandwiches" by Jeroom
A real man loves his woman every day on the month.
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Google Chrome pushes ahead with targeted ads based on your browser history
Got this today, I have to use chrome for a couple things every month, and they conveniently turned on all their tracking and ads and bullshit. Had to turn all that crap off again. Not that they'd glean any useful information from my paltry chrome usage, but it still pisses me off.
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The gods must be angry: Mexico 'cancels' statue of Greek god Poseidon after dispute with local deity
I agree whole heartedly. Different cultures create their own gods, and have every right to be left alone. I'm still pissed off about those goddam abrahamic religions and what they did to Nordic Heathenry.
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Soup
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Lmao, remember that revived 80's douchbag business man on star trek TNG?
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Tupperware after you put spaghetti in it
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That's because the Tupperware has never disappointed her.
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Meanwhile there is a whole generation that doesn't understand this joke
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No matter how hot an individual may be, somebody, somewhere, is tired of fucking them.