protagonist confidently aims completely off-mark (not even in the right direction) and shoots; arrow gets halfway and sprouts cartoon eyes as it realizes how hilariously bad the aim was; stops midair, bends like a straw as it changes direction and proceeds to slalom its way through all the targets and 5 extra things just for the hell of it.

After embedding itself in the bullseye target it produces a cartoon gloved hand to wipe the sweat off the arrowhead and goes "fhew".

many such cases

i don't think this is even remotely true whatsoever, there are people who have lived their entire lives with like 10% brain mass and barely noticed a difference.

Don't take this map as representative, especially India and a lot of Asia have WAY more passenger lines than this.

The only places i'd confidently say are actually representative of a miserably small network of passenger lines are North America and Australia.
In fact i'd say Australia is a bit optimistic since even just the route between Melbourne and Adelaide runs a couple times per week and is pretty terrible for commuting.

A LOT of people would merrily choose the 1-hour bike ride provided they won't get murdered by car drivers.

My aunt has both a car and access to perfectly reasonable bus routes, yet often choses to WALK multiple kilometers to work in the summer.

"oh wow he's telling the truth! I'm covered in ectoplasm!"

There's a swedish song about how our welfare system is structured to basically just funnel tax money into private hands via poor people.
Landlord raises the rent, government raises the housing welfare in response, end result is landlord gets more free money from the state.

Blå Tåget - Den ena handen vet vad den andra gör

so that's where all the generic webnovels are made!

they're fleshy display/temperature regulation structures and you cannot convince me otherwise.

two autistic people fall madly in love with each other at first sight

they proceed to stare blankly at each other for an eternity (4 seconds) while imagining getting married and living a long and happy life together, then immediately go "oh god that was SO intimate fuck i'm so creepy oh noooo they probably think i'm a pervert now" and flee the scene posthaste.

i really don't get why they wouldn't just have a short version of the cutscene, yeah sure it's an excuse for garbage collection but surely that can be done in just a couple seconds?
Just have a couple different short clips of the moon and randomly play one of them, and zelda says "The blood moon rises again.."

literally just not smoking is a big part of it, among a bunch of other stuff people do these days that help them not look like poorly cared for leather sofas.

swallows entire thing in one go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4kjyUAXdL4

yeah, fake honey isn't just a solved problem, it's so solved that it's becoming a problem in and of itself.
Barely anyone notices even the slightest difference between real honey and generic syrup with some honeycomb in it, and that's before we even get into actual fake honey!

i give about equal odds that either there's some evolutionary downside to it (requires more energy, or makes you more vulnerable to brain injury somehow), or it's just completely irrelevant to our survival and so it's neither selected for nor against.

It would be very funny and miserable if the only thing holding humanity back from perfect memory is evolutionary indifference.

Blåhaj, Dysmorphia, Striped socks, M...inecraft?

same lmao, honestly i don't understand why they'd name the new protagonist so close to the previous protagonist's spouse.

this is like saying you hate chicken because you got a meal that was just a boiled chicken breast and some macaroni.
You're probably seeing tons of GCI in the things you like, you just don't realize it because the GCI is actually good.