The same people that are pushing for this are the ones who "wouldn't get the jab because the 5G tracker chips in it". The government tracking people is good when they want it, but bad when it doesn't fit their narrative.

Buried inside the KIDS Act are provisions that will push online services to verify all users’ ages, require government-directed moderation policies for online speech, and even create new rules about private and encrypted communications.

This would change the internet as it currently stands. People love to be lazy and hand over their data, but if you make someone send a photo ID to sign up for Facebook, they simply won't have Facebook. People can't set up their own WiFi networks or TVs without help from their children, and now you are going to ask them to upload photos of their IDs? They won't do it.

They are going to stop making consoles and start selling GamePass only. I think I'm done with consoles and will just play the catalog of games I currently have ad infinitum.

Me: Le crescent roll.

Alright, easy there, Fox Mulder.

smakes semse to me

I have to go. The 4 AAs in my laptop are dying.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

On it.

I am Death incarnate!

https://lemmy.world/post/48370029

It sounds more like they are adding some janky UI shit and adding the term AI in there because that's what HOT right now.

Can you explain why any of this is slop? It looks like just a bunch of compatibility stuff.

It's me, Dr. Strange.

Everyone wins.

Holy shit. I was close.

https://www.usmagazine.com/sports/news/hunter-biden-wants-cage-match-with-trump-jr-slams-ufc-250/

Get this Facebook shit out of here

My muscles are fine, it's the fat cells that need to forget.

This is the equivalent of an NFL Linebacker trying to tackle a kindergartener, missing completely, hurting himself, and buying the kindergartner a Maserati.

Tankies will be closing in in 5, 4, 3...