can I really trust you???

I grew up before the whole shaving fad and shaved women look unnatural to me. For some reason I blame the French for this, probably because the first reference to shaving I remember was from the movie Amelie.

I have long wanted a directed EM projector that could destroy electronics from 10 meters away. A cellphone death ray, as it were.

Is the government really blaming the algae on saboteurs, or was that a joke?

Well the x-rays have gotten much better. Don’t really need the lead vest anymore.

These genie wishes are always monkey paws. Better to do something that wasn’t going to blow back, like crashing the genie.

Or wish for the genie to be free, like Fox Mulder did.

Your dad probably just woke up when the lights came up and is trying to get back in the game.

So LoL actually stands for Lots of Lichens?

Love and Hex is a great comic.

Like a mud ball but snow.

I am just amazed he didn't paint TRUMP on the bottom.

The temperature at which books burn.

Funny you can see where they sprayed over the 8647 brown grass.

There is a book called Waiting for the Intergalactic bus where god and satan turn out to be 2 energy based life forms who are students and were accidentally left behind on a class trip. Satan decides to ignore the prime directive and interfere with life on earth to pass the time. The torture in hell is strictly the humans idea, if I remember correctly.

Google is far from a google replacement these days.

Plato, but Socrates worked as a stone mason.

No it wasn’t. Bradbury asked and was told that was the autoingition temperature of book paper

I think I have seen claims that EVERYBODY made it to the Americas before C Columbus. In no order: the Vikings (might be true)
the Irish
the Romans
the Egyptians
the Basques
the Phoenicians
the Polynesians (probably true)
and, of course, people from Atlantis

Almost the same plot as Extraordinary attorney Woo.