Holland Oats is such an underrated musician, worth staying on this mortal coil for

The carpet is the mold, what a brilliant idea!

Im hugely in debt, but my house has like 250k in equity. Buying this house was the best thing I ever lucked into doing.

I was just working for a very Jewish woman a couple days ago. We were walking to another house down the street in a Jewish community. She seemed like she made it a point to be listening to a pro zionist YouTube channel or the like on full volume talking about how the Palestinians were violent people who were attacking themselves. It was really weird. It was definitely something interesting listening to the other side of the argument for a few minutes. I didnt realize there was so much rhetoric for the subjugation of a whole other people. This whole situation is fucked up.

I think one of the real takeaways from this article needs to be "holy ducking shit, paramount and warner bros is merging?!?!"

Holy fucks....

Don't worry, Jim will fix it.

I think this has been said before, girls, if you want to dominate the man you love, just have sex with him. Men are pretty simple, we desire the person who desires us and has sex with us.

I want to know who the two cunts that down voted this are...

What do you miss? Ill never understand why anyone would want to go back. Sure, it would be nice to have a beer in the shower, but then what? Keep drinking and then be hung over the next day?

He was sitting poolside at a resort when an US agent came up to him and said essentially "we found you, we also know where your family is. You can come with us and we'll get you and your family out, or, you can wait for the Russians to find you, which won't be long, and you can see what they do with you. The choice is yours, but make it right now." So he went to the US because he felt his fate was better there. And he wasn't just a scientist who was being used by the Nazis, he was a hardened nazi. He ran factories with slave labor that had executed corpses hanging from the ceiling. The workers had to go down a hallway to check into work where the bodies of sabotauers were on display and they had to punch them on their way onto the floor. He wasn't just complicit in that and how things were run, those were his decisions. (I did a humongous project on the V-2 rocket when I was younger. Would have won the national competition in DC if I would have just answered one question the judges were essentially begging me to answer)

Said I need about tree fifty

They wanted me to show that I understood that this was the beginning of space travel.

"Have you seen Mark lately?" "He didnt tighten a bolt enough, he's hanging in the hallway i believe."

I really wish it were that simple...

Don't forget, stupid enough to believe he wasn't doing horrible stuff with epstein. And dont believe all the women who have accused him of things. And still think he's going to drain the swamp. And still think he's a Christian. And think he cares at all about the cost of living. And that hes going to do something about the national debt. And think he's going to make America great again...

3 socialist walk into a bar and ask "how much is the actual cost of the drinks? How much are you getting paid? Where is the money going? What's a fair way to distribute this money?"

It must have been a midwesterner texting, its such a polite response to such an unhinged response

I was working on a house for this retired lawyer this week. At dinner he was talking about how hard it was to find Healthcare a while ago because his wife had cancer and he had heart issues. He was talking about the thousands he had to pay then and also talking about trying to pay for Healthcare for everyone at his practice and how horribly expensive that was and how he had to eventually drop it. The very next day I walk by the living room and the news is reporting on Luigi, and his comment was "I wish they would just take him outside and shoot him, but they won't do that will they"

The disconnect, even for someone so smart, is real

A coworker of mine figured out how to put dmt into a pen long long ago. He used to rip it waiting tables all the time. Insanely smart guy who came from money and just had the job so his parents wouldnt get mad. He came back to the restaurant a couple years later and i was the GM. He handed me a pen and said "want to rip that in the closet for old times sake?" The closet being this little spot behind the bar that we used to vape weed (before it was a thing, the guy was a mad scientist). I thought it was just weed and we were slow, one hit couldnt hurt. I take a big rip and realize quickly that it was dmt. Had to stay in the closet for 10 long minutes and pray that no employees went looking for me. I came back out and gave it back and just said "you son of a bitch"