lemmyshitpost·Lemmy ShitpostbyHeroCool i get no respect i gotta tell yaView original on nord.pub179Comments27Reply
kkittenz replylemmy.blahaj.zoneI literally thought this was about puppy girls, I guess I am online too much19Reply
Metostopholes midwest.socialBoomer? Yes. But Rodney Dangerfield was great. "I told my psychiatrist I was suicidal... He made me pay in advance."20Reply
TropicalDingdong replylemmy.world3Hide 3 repliesSame. I've never had your wife turn me down either.55Reply
SSatansMaggotyCumFart replypiefed.world1Hide 1 replyShe never turns anyone down that's one of the things I love about her.31Reply
HHonytawk replydiscuss.tchncs.deTrue, even got her to do that one thing no other wife ever wants to do.2Reply
HEXN3T lemmy.blahaj.zoneEveryone is saying "boomer" and "Facebook" but I'm interpreting this WILDLY differently 💀7Reply
CCultLeader4Hire lemmy.worldIf your wife won’t fuck you try being more likable Women don’t fuck people they don’t like2Reply
wwezzzy replylemmy.blahaj.zoneShitttt my master plannn you foiled it. Congrats on finding someone tho hope everything stays lovely and stuff :)2Reply
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arethestraightsokayorboomerhumor?There's a lot of overlap there
I literally thought this was about puppy girls, I guess I am online too much
Holy shit this is boomer af
Boomer? Yes.
But Rodney Dangerfield was great.
"I told my psychiatrist I was suicidal...
He made me pay in advance."
She says yes when I ask.
Same. I've never had your wife turn me down either.
She never turns anyone down that's one of the things I love about her.
True, even got her to do that one thing no other wife ever wants to do.
Ba dum tsss!
Wait am I on Lemmy or Facebook?
Ha Ha, wife bad!
Delete the gym, hire a facebook, hit the lawyer
Does she at least let you hump her leg?
Everyone is saying "boomer" and "Facebook" but I'm interpreting this WILDLY differently 💀
If your wife won’t fuck you try being more likable
Women don’t fuck people they don’t like
Imagine having sex. Can't be me.
Imagine having sex
heck, imagine having two sex
And then getting cooties🤮🤕
Sounds like a cuck fetish to me. All the guy is missing is a cock cage.
divorce
Dont marry in the first place
too late, my wife is lovely
Shitttt my master plannn you foiled it. Congrats on finding someone tho hope everything stays lovely and stuff :)
I really wish it were that simple...
divocre