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Overcast with a Chance of Doom - Putting the Fun back in [comic, fan edit]

I have a close friend who trained as a mortician and went to funeral science school (licensing requirements vary by state). It's surprisingly interdisciplinary. Besides the practical skills of embalming and facial reconstruction, they also learned the basics of anatomy, psychology of grief, business management, and relevant legal fundamentals.

Fam was funny. Sometimes they'd give me a weird look and say: "you know, if I was going to embalm you, I'd make a quick cut here SWWWWP and another cut here SWWWP and then I'd get the vacuum tube and go FWSSSSSSSHHHHHHH!"

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Three wishes

I don't get it...

  • "Do the opposite of my next wish", you have two wishes left, ok will do
  • "Don't fulfil my third wish," you have one wish left, ok I will do the opposite and WILL fulfil your third wish.
  • "Ignore my first wish" you have no wishes left, ok I don't remember anything about your first wish.

It basically boils down to "do nothing", right?