"Yes, the planet got destroyed. But for a beautiful moment in time we created a lot of value for shareholders."

DnD will be MANDATORY

Ladies, no one is stopping you from whipping them out.

Except other ladies. And creepy dudes. And back pain. And gravity.

It sucks but things were worse before, especially if you were black.

I'd argue it was a good place for FAST news. For a lot of major events you can find posts and videos from users before the media releases anything, which is kind of a first for humanity at least in terms of accessibility.

Now, if you're looking for ACCURATE news...

More debates need a simple "CAN IT"

thinking about making a move

If you're wondering where he went wrong... Make your intentions clear my dudes!

It's much more acceptable to be a creepy old lady than a creepy old dude. Your mileage may vary.

If I can't meet the deadline, I will step down from leading the project and transfer full rights over the repository and instance to the contributors.

I respect you entirely but this is a bit dramatic. Not all projects can be on time due to complications and no one is asking you to step down. Please just do what is necessary - you're doing fantastic!

Looking forward to the first version!

"But my little velvet hippo couldn't hurt anyone!"

"They got you fighting a culture war to stop you fighting a class war"

"But you have to experience this exactly as the Director intended!"

No, I fuckin don't.

This would be better without top text. It adds nothing.

"Fuck them kids" -Republicans

The logic of "We're going to punish your guy for what our guy did" makes me laugh... until I cry.

Similarly, if the DNC hadn't absolutely SCREWED my boy Bernie, we also wouldn't be in this complete shit-hole.

https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2017/11/14/16640082/donna-brazile-warren-bernie-sanders-democratic-primary-rigged

Love that the Price is Right is included as part of the sick day.

Kid at the bottom right making the orange peel smile. There was always one!

The single brain cell variety.

Both sides are a march to capitalism. Support Ranked Choice Voting.