One morning, a few weeks back, I made eye contact with someone who was obviously having a rough morning. I knew I shouldn't engage but I also didn't want to ignore them, so I gave a quick good morning. They promptly responded, "fuck your morning."

I think of that interaction every day.

Lol @ Brazilianese. Language is Portuguese. Or sometimes Brazilian Portuguese. It always sounds Russian meets Spanish to me.

Sal-MO-Nella!

I grew up in the boat of not ever expecting any type of inheritance. Then my dad remarried and it is a thing, and that discussion that makes me really uncomfortable. I am in the first camp. I don't feel any sense of ownership or entitlement to that money.

She wants to go on a fancy trip to Bali? Good for her.

New car? Awesome.

He raised me, that was his responsibility. He did a great job and that's all I needed.

I am sure there will be something left but I'm not hedging all of my bets on it. Work bonus stays with me, though.

I'm sorry if this is worded weirdly; my dad passed away two years ago and I am still getting used to the past tense.

Nah I had trouble as well. I don't like having to adopt an altered mindset to read something.

20 c is a heatwave? Isn't that like 68 F? I'd think 30+ is heatwave territory.

Parrot knows what's up

Same. I'm a dude but quietly judge any other dude who has their shirt off in a public space. Beach? Fine, that's kind of why we're here. Running down the sidewalk? Put your shirt on you attention whore. It just seems... Extra

I'm not persecuted I'm just a asshole

I always give a thumbs down when someone cuts me off or something. Makes me feel a little less enraged

Ljdawson is doing a sync for Lemmy!

I use YouTube Music. Here is my recap:

Nice mesh shorts, slut

Limon pepino or cucumber melon is the best and I will NEVER call that green

Two words for me. Read. Receipts. I have found that someone will inevitably text me and say, "why didn't you respond?" Fucker. You texted me. Want me to actually engage with you? Call me. Otherwise you're now at my mercy.

I prefer calling because it's easy to silence and just let it go to VM if I am busy. Call back immediately and that's usually a sign of being needed.

I'm developing a crush on the flamingo for some reason.

I've always had a soft spot for Wendy's chicken sandwich and I can confidently say they didn't even try to change anything when the Great Chicken Wars started.

Chic-Fil-A>Popeyes>McDonalds (spicy)>Wendys

Per the CDC

Use your preferred water temperature – cold or warm – to wash your hands. Warm and cold water remove the same number of germs from your hands. The water helps create soap lather that removes germs from your skin when you wash your hands. Water itself does not usually kill germs; to kill germs, water would need to be hot enough to scald your hands.

If you're like me and hate warm water

Done and done! I am pumped!!

I eat shrimp tails and will sometimes eat the shell as well, if the shrimp has been fried. Shrimp tails have so much flavour so will eat them regardless of preparation.