Marry her harder

It's all fun and games until someone drops a 7/4 and you don't know which country they're from

War, war never changes

Pretty sure it's a reference to a real life shrimp called the mantis shrimp, which the game is referencing as well.

Go further down and touch the grassroot.

Jokes on you they can legally kill your wife now

It's pretty safe where we live afaik, also CCTV is everywhere here especially in and around the big cities.

I'm a 1, and yes I watch porn to collect "materials" to concoct the most perfect porn in my head that no one has seen and will never see.

So, a coup in a couple years then?

Someone's gotta train the AIs and the AI company ain't paying for that

Maybe Texas is just crazy like that

Read a book!

My Taiwanese ass thought this fish was cooked in boba tea and was hella confused 💀

Thinking there's a "good" party is even lazier.

The hand. Oh my god look at her hands

Thank you for your service my hero

I have dated exactly 1 (one) girl. I am her first relationship as well. Maybe we just don't know what is normal lmao

You know what parking lots actually are? Land that investors bought and they're waiting for the housing prices to go even higher before then build another empty residential high-rise over it. No sense putting solar panels on a parking lot that's gonna be gone in a few years.

If I want an accurate depiction of the human body, I wouldn't be watching a hentai, would I?

Rie-Rie la Pussy