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boonhetreply
lemm.ee

Technically no longer need to be married for that in modern society

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angrystegoreply
lemmy.world

But he already was and this makes unmarrying definitely harder.

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sopuli.xyz

In which Harry investigates a mysterious semaphore! He gets to the top of the tower, and finds an old man, tending a small fire!

"No news, mate. Got some dickweed for my pipe?"

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prolereply
lemmy.blahaj.zone

Please tell me "dickweed" isn't an actual thing in the Harry Potter universe?

It sounds exactly like the type of boorish, nonsense terms Rowling thinks are so clever.

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ben16wreply
lemmy.world

I got "harry potter and the rash on the way home"

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