I hate that we are in a timeline that I can't be absolutely sure that this is satire anymore.

Still better than South Africa where you get to mine nickel as a child and possibly either die in a cave which entrance has crumbled in, or die afterwards of toxic air pollution to your body due to mining.

38*365=13870

856346/13870=61.74

This guy masturbated 62 times per day if we assume that he is capable to jerk when a toddler. If we assume he starts jorking it from 12, then this rate goes to 90.23 faps per day

He is the king of gooners

WHAAAT LETSGOOOOO DABABY. Thank you PirateSoftware for the publicity :3

Old soviet blocks countries are persistent on calling themselves central europeans whereas everyone eastern neighbor is automatically categorized eastern europeans.

Why are they doing this? Because when people think about Eastern Europe, the first thing to come in mind are poor people with intense alcohol issues and the Soviet Union, so this is a huge prestige / perception hit to these countries.

Glad to see some great improvements. I always felt weird whenever schadenfreude posts were posted in this community and banning political posts are just the cream on top. Keep on going!

Good. Based for Nullbulge that they have released the source for free. Their motive is to put pressure on Disney due to their wrongdoings against creative artists.

Probably because of legacy issues, such as the modding community, java players becoming vehemently against switching to Bedrock because of issues such as:

• No built-in way to select version
• No modding, like at Java
• Microtransaction
• etc.

Woah Apple lost the top spot in a quarter when they don't release any phones, but Samsung does.

Holy shit now that is a genius and brave move. Ancient chinese generals never disappoint us

Fuck I wish my old elementary school friends and parents wouldn't use Messenger. I'm eternslly stuck on that platform.

Is this gonna be another winshit handheld?

Here you go: https://data.lemmyverse.net/data/instance.min.json

Not much probably. The ones who are reading it are already avoiding Meta prpduct as much as their conveinience threshold allows it.

Cool, then what will be the 1337x alternative?

Yeah, so it's just the usual

If you want to upload your thought on the internet and don't wanna mess around with it that much, then I can recommend neocities.org. This site usually hosts personal websites, and there are a lot of sites which offers website template. You just create your instance/domain/site on neocities, choose a template and paste that code in. After that you can just paste your notes into the tags and you're done basically!

Website layout templates: https://webmastering.neocities.org/layouts

Honestly I really envy your unparalleled positivity, I could learn from your mindset ngl. We are greatly indebted that you shared this post with us. ^^

Maybe for gaslighting scenarios if he wants to bait gender studies university students that he is an ally.