I am seriously lacking whimsy. I feel like it would greatly improve my life.

Wow, you give me hope for whimsy. I think that I will get the cookie cutters out and have some fun toast. It sounds delightful.

To tell the age of any horse Inspect the lower jaw of course; The six front teeth the tale will tell, And every doubt and fear dispel.

Two middle nippers you behold Before the colt is two weeks old; Before eight weeks two more will come Eight months: the corners cut the gum.

At two the middle "Nippers" drop: At three the second pair can't stop; When four years old the third pair goes, At five a full new set he shows.

The deep black spots will pass from view At six years from the middle two; The second pair at seven years; At eight the spot each corner clears.

From the middle "Nippers" upper jaw At nine the black spots will withdraw. The second pair at ten are bright; Eleven finds the corners light.

As time goes on the horsemen know The oval teeth three-sided grow; Then longer get - project before - Till twenty, when they know no more."

In Pennsylvania it's called the Hershey squirts.

I saw a human person use Tide laundry detergent to wash a Thanksgiving turkey.

Shut up and get in your grave.

When the dog makes the barf noise.

Just think about being that cat. Wander around a neighborhood and see a person on their deck sitting in a chair, go over and lay on their belly.

I lost my wallet, keep an eye out please.

When my late husband said, "why you syphilitic son of a bitch" I knew that he was really angry at someone and if he said "rats in a dishpan" then something just went haywire. He passed away 30 years ago now and I have never heard another person say those things.

Maybe they didn't have anyone there available to check her gender. You can't be letting just anyone "presenting as female" to indiscriminately use a potty.

Not only do I feel seen, I feel completely understood.

TizzyEnt

That looks whorable

If I pick up something that is too heavy my uterus will fall out.

I will absolutely take that under consideration.

My partner shows a VA card when asked.

When I was around 8 or 9, I am 60 now, my father was running behind me trying to catch me when I ran up the stairs and turned to face him, I then said the words that he was getting ready to say. He kind of vapor locked and asked me how I knew what he was going to say I told him that I had his whole conversation in my dream last night. He turned around and never asked me about it again.

Teriyucky flavored!

I am not trans. When I was growing up there was a woman in my community that was trans. She was so accepting and she was a very warm and loving person. She was nice to me and she treated me like I mattered to the earth. I think of her so many times through the years. I am in my 60s now and she left a bright mark in my life. She gave me a sense of belonging on a big scale.