I pulled a piece of steak out of my dog's mouth once except after I got it out of his mouth it wasn't steak, it was a pad that looked precisely like this. I wish I had enough time to do therapy.
A friend of mind used to have to warn people not to leave any period products in the bathroom trash, but to take them all the way to the outside bins because his dog was mad for them. Every once in a while we'd hear "Oh shit! Ralphie got a popsicle!" and then everyone would chase the dog around trying to snatch the tampon dangling out of his mouth while the person whose vagina it came out of tried not to die of shame and/or laughter.
It sucks because it's horribly dangerous for the dog, every kind of period product is super likely to cause blockages, so you can't just cringe and ignore it when they run away with one.
This makes me feel sick
Like when you eat too much?
How do I delete someone else’s comment and their username?
I wish I could tag people like on RES so I would remember to remind you about this every time I see you.
Welcome to shitposting lmao
Why would you go with that brand when there's Jack Links?
Not everyone can afford luxury when they've got heavy monthly flow.
🤮
You don't like teriyaki?
That's to tame. I want that spicy hot jalapeno meat curtain.
Oberto is beefy luxury. Soft and absorbent.
Yeah... Maybe if you remove the silica packet...
It wasn't as salty
I pulled a piece of steak out of my dog's mouth once except after I got it out of his mouth it wasn't steak, it was a pad that looked precisely like this. I wish I had enough time to do therapy.
A friend of mind used to have to warn people not to leave any period products in the bathroom trash, but to take them all the way to the outside bins because his dog was mad for them. Every once in a while we'd hear "Oh shit! Ralphie got a popsicle!" and then everyone would chase the dog around trying to snatch the tampon dangling out of his mouth while the person whose vagina it came out of tried not to die of shame and/or laughter.
Yeah, it's a lot more common than you'd think. My mom's dog is like that as well. Been quite a few embarrassing times unfortunately.
It sucks because it's horribly dangerous for the dog, every kind of period product is super likely to cause blockages, so you can't just cringe and ignore it when they run away with one.
I also need a therapist after reading that ... and a masseuse to massage my abdomen from the belly laugh it just gave me.
This is horrifying. As a woman, I am laughing my ass off, full score!
I used to wake up from nights of heavy bleeding with pads that didn’t look entirely dissimilar to that.
Thank fuck for testosterone!
Teriyucky flavored!
Putting some flavor on those meat curtains
I love how many down arrows the shitposts get. Like all those people dont understand what a shitpost is.
No thanks, I'm good.
That's basically what it looks like after a heavy night.
Quality shitpost
Jesus ... this freaking post ... and these comments
I've laughed at some dumb shit over the course of my life, but damn
Would be a pretty iron flavored jerky. I guess it would be juicy though, and feeling that juice flowing through your mouth would make up for it.