The two times the ER gets traumatized yearly: Halloween and... the one that shall not be mentioned...
I hear those dossile tones, from that dark skinned chanteuse dawning red apperal. Like a lovecraftian drone that slowly winds up in pitch, slowly becoming more audible, more perceivable over time, as it's mantra like message envelopes the land, like a sonic plague...
Why is this the first post i see when i opened lemmy after several day?
Because you're in a coma and everything you observe is just part of an elaborate dream.
Wake up gegil, your family misses you.
WAKE UP
WAKE UP BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE
YOU HAVE TO WAKE UP
Nah, let them sleep. Reality is not worth it.
Right? Have you seen reality lately?!
I'm trying not to.
I don't see you complaining about that.
Because it's what you needed.
I don't think so, i'm more into boys.
Didn't mean to presume your need (or "lack thereof") for pumpkin pussy, friend. Don't shoot the messenger.
Sigh...
*unzips
Literally my first thought.
Well, not my FIRST thought, but you get it.
Don't leave us hanging!
What was your first thought?
A almost instantaneous blend of "pwaaar that's soooo fucking hot, oh wait, no it's a pumpkin, oh wait is it AI?" Then .. ugh, unzips
Which is also interesting coz I'm not wearing anything with a zip!
By the looks of that pumpkin you’re a bit late to the party…
You know you want to do it. No shame in that
That looks whorable
We're posting pumpkussy?
This was from a few years ago.
Great detail on having the hole finally the way through to really highlight it.
I should call her.
She would be thrilled to hear from you
You were right. She got really sassy about another of my ex's family, then stopped responding. Playing hard to get, the saucy minx.
Make sure you show her this picture and tell her that's what made you think of her.
Don't
I was gonna make a joke like bussy but... Pussy... Just doesn't work
Pumpussy?
Kinpussy for us southern folk.
Not bad, not bad
That’s… apt? Appropriate?
You can also have my Orange
this is where you put your Halloweeny.
Gonna get you some pumpkussy, I see
I should call her.
Looks like a few have already taken that pumpkin for a spin…
Carving time
NSFW 🥵
Can you ask the pumpkin, if it would be okay with a dp?
I asked and she'd like to try it
The two times the ER gets traumatized yearly: Halloween and... the one that shall not be mentioned...
I hear those dossile tones, from that dark skinned chanteuse dawning red apperal. Like a lovecraftian drone that slowly winds up in pitch, slowly becoming more audible, more perceivable over time, as it's mantra like message envelopes the land, like a sonic plague...Never mind, don't read that, it will curse you.
And at the stroke of midnight on Halloween, Skankarella turned back into a pumpkin…
I see a "stalk" as well so looks like it's a hermaphrodite pumpkin lol.
Are you a trans woman?
Context: search for it and you won't regret it!
Have someone squeeze the pumpkin so the wet stuff comes out and it looks like the pumpkin is pooping in your mouth.
AI slop
This image is literally older than android phones.
September 23, 2008. FUCK.
It was a secret cabal of AI users who went back in time to make this in 2008 powered by adrenoch-...
ok I stand corrected
Nah.