Step 1, everyone is illegal except for the people that were already here if you wanna get technical.

Step 2, maybe ICE shouldn't attack us, it's self defense from the very beginning

Step 3, oh boy. Maybe ICE and supporters should do a better job at following those laws and not take orders from a guy with 37+ felonies.

Food for thought unless you're to dumb to eat

What happens when a mummy bites you compared to a zombie?

Are mummies more ritualistic living dead and a zombie is just a virus living dead?

I'm honestly curious.

You made me say "WHAT THE FUCK, NO!" in a meeting.

Clown Fish have entered the chat

I mean who isn't bribing the orange narcissistic clown. Jfc I think I can throw a dart blind folded and get a correct answer.

I got called "old" for being 30... I still feel like I'm in high-school.

Same, I applied of for food stamps and medicaid after my kid was born. My kid got medicaid, we did not. I got 50$ a month, that's like half a single grocery trip. I called saying "this must not be right" The lady belittle me saying "do you know how food stamps works?!"

I was telling my ex we need to get out for years, and with a kid I don't think she'll budge. The temptation to grab my kid and go is growing, but her job as spa receptionists and "opertunity to grow" is more important.

I work in a plastic molding factory, guess I'm getting extra 🫠

Five finger discounts are always a good sale

I have to share a world with these people and not just them, but the people she voted for.

I don't see myself as smart at all, but shit like this makes me wonder if I actually am.

And we're hungry. 🍽

"The left think they can do whatever they want.."

Uhh, buddy... look at the red party and the leader of that red party.

Jexus

You be profen a vape?!

I lift my legs and do a blanket fold so the foot fetish monster can't mess with my feet.

Maybe it can be called lemmydiarrheaposting?

Edit: forgot the lemmy

I'm sorry for your loss, I had the same collection. Was gone after I got out of the hospital and her friends stole my bottle collection. True story.

People say I got nothing to worry about, but I guess they'll realize when shit hits the fan. Some of us know just from the smell of the room. If only they weren't so blind and ignorant.

I feel sorry for the car or truck that runs them over, poor vehicle.

The only time I meet OSHA was when she was off work and came to my store. I was on a ladder, the metal stairs with a guard rail and rolls. I was on the second from the bottom grabbing a box. We had a conversation and never came in for an official inspection.

No OSHA visits at anywhere I worked, ever. Always was curious why even when the boss says "In case OSHA comes"