It quieted down a good bit - used to be every site had their own gag.
After the 2016 election it was quietly decided that we had been fucked with enough, and didn't need to spend EXTRA time reading something online that we couldn't possibly accept as being true.
I hope you go pee in the toilet pull up your pants or put your dong back in your pants and then some pee comes out of your private part that was left inside of said private part and leaks in your pants while at your workplace so you have to be wet for awhile in your crotch area.
I don't drink coffee, my breakfast is usually a meal replacement shake, and I work from home on most days. I wonder what long series of extremely improbable events would have to happen for me to end up owning any coffee at all and then somehow having it end up in my shaker bottle while I'm on route from the kitchen to my office.
Immediately thought he must be dead. I was just saying to my partner how awesome the JP music is while we watched whatever the new piece of crap (but entertaining) thing was. Great music. Some of the best.
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I hate you so much
Totally got me. Almost sent this to all my friends
Man fuck this holiday ๐
It quieted down a good bit - used to be every site had their own gag.
After the 2016 election it was quietly decided that we had been fucked with enough, and didn't need to spend EXTRA time reading something online that we couldn't possibly accept as being true.
I wish you warm pillows and icy bathroom floors
Soggy french fries, a dead remote control.
HQGifs?!
Not mine, but likely originated from.
Whoa. Iโm saving this one for sure. ๐
May your favorite shirt never fit right again.
It's all good, man
Damnit... I hate you so much right now.
Fuck you. Up your nose with a rubber hose
Haha top tier shit post.
I hope you go pee in the toilet pull up your pants or put your dong back in your pants and then some pee comes out of your private part that was left inside of said private part and leaks in your pants while at your workplace so you have to be wet for awhile in your crotch area.
This happens to me a lot. Do you think it's a curse like this or should like see a doctor maybe?
Nah just visit calicocutpants dot com
Hmm, thanks but those patterns are a bit too subtle for me.
it's got nothing to do with piss. all the famous rap stars are wearing them
Trust me, I give.
you gotta give
Milk the gooch
At work?
Iโd like to add I hope your coffee spills on your breakfast on your way to work and you donโt have time to get another breakfast or coffee.
I don't drink coffee, my breakfast is usually a meal replacement shake, and I work from home on most days. I wonder what long series of extremely improbable events would have to happen for me to end up owning any coffee at all and then somehow having it end up in my shaker bottle while I'm on route from the kitchen to my office.
The proper terminology is "crotchal area."
You made me say "WHAT THE FUCK, NO!" in a meeting.
And didn't you learn a valuable lesson about scrolling socials when you should have focused on those KPIs?
May the inside of your ear always itch. Just past the bend.
I audibly gasped ๐
Don't fucking scare me like that!
I mean, he really is 94. You're going to have to prepare yourself.
Yep, fair enough.
He looks good for his age.
Immediately thought he must be dead. I was just saying to my partner how awesome the JP music is while we watched whatever the new piece of crap (but entertaining) thing was. Great music. Some of the best.
Ah, may he rest in sheets.
I mean everyone needs a good sleep, especially at such age
Okay you finally got me you motherfuck, proud of you โค๏ธ
I have but one updoot to give. Fucking brilliant ๐
Literally made my heart jump.
Fuck you
You got an actual GASP out of me on this post.
Unrelated, but I just learnt that Dick van Dyke is 100 years old as of last December and still kicking.
That... How many degrees of Kevin Bacon did you fly through, to reach this thought? ๐
Famous old man still alive
i hate this day i hate this day i hate this day
my parent's anniversary today btw. source of much ribbing for them.
Almost had my heart drop out my ass reading this.
La concha de tu madre...
Kys
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Pretty asshole post, ngl
He's decomposing
LMAO
You!
RIP.
๐คฆโโ๏ธ
https://youtu.be/pnqH-atn52c
Fuck thee profligate scum.
Ave True to Caesar.
๐ถBum bum bum ba na nump bum๐ถ
I'm tired of looking at old man nussy.