Tuckers gift is that he gets them to eat it.

Looks like Gerry Garcia and George Clinton had a child.

No fuck, yes shit?

Soylent Green!

Youse did?

No, it's not a good idea. People can't be arsed to take their tents home from a festival let alone a giant Lego house.

I have a friend who was a Lineman and works at a nuke plant now and was fired after 2 days as a residential sparkie. Just because you work in "electrics" doesn't mean you u can do it all. The real problem is when you get your diploma and get high on your own farts and think you're hot-shit-peanuts.

Wowie! The province that elected Orange Team likes the Orange Team. 🤯

He needs some friends to give him validation.

And the Federal Red Team is actually the Blue Team in disguise. What a world.

Did you learn all that on a school computer?

No wonder Alberta wants to leave Canada and join the US.

/s

I guess people haven't had it explained to them with fancy enough words. This tirade oughta do the trick.

I've been saying this a lot recently, but a calculator can sometimes be a clock.

It looks very Scandinavian. You could probably adapt a pattern to look like these. My mom made Viking socks once and they were pretty uncomfortable.

Sometimes even a calculator can be a clock.

It's not the surface that's green, it's all the insides.

Whoopi-fucking-ding

One day blinding stew.

Just because they died right after showing symptoms does mean that's when they were infected. Maybe you're contagious for 3 weeks then cough twice and die.

Have a nice day.