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comadorreply
lemmy.world

Obviously it's RFKs account... Only someone without a gag reflex would have that as a snack.

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The brainworm makes everything look like roadkill, if JD got the same brainworm he would see everything as couches. It's a weird worm bro.

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lemmy.ca

Add a bit of pure maple syrup and mayonnaise and BOOM!...perfection.

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There still are these fantastic nuggets of unexpected knowledge in the internet! Thanks, friend! I still feel sick though..

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Yeah, but...just have an omelette then eat a banana.

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lemmy.world

Eat the egg and then the banana, stick to the rules.

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You're forgetting the first rule, which is to arrange the fresh banana and two boiled eggs on a plate together so they look naughty.

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If by cheeky you mean your cheeks will be flapping from all the farting, it’s quite the cheeky snack.

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lemmy.ml

This dish is called Basic Decency 🥵🥵🥵

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moltenreply
lemmy.world

I think I owe apologies and thanks to all those who didn't treat me with Basic Decency...

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This might be my hunger talking, but that doesn't look half bad. ¯\(ツ)/¯,

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