It’s almost the same if you’re a woman and see a man who’s looking a little skittish

1. Unbuckle your teeth, nobody like a tight toother
2. Tie one leg behind your back and strap on something and pop it in your shoe
3. Wave both hands in the air in a jazz fashion so they can see you coming
4. Say something normative like mshnklfcknwoshlstf
5. You can communicate by sucking in your lips and pretending you don’t have any
6. If possible wear the skin of the last man you crossed

Reminds me of this

It’s really helpful to your mental health when you don’t have a partner who puts you down for it

I think Lions would rather be making shopping lists, too

They don’t fall off, they can’t feel the pain, so they just damage themselves a lot and they get infected, it’s mostly toes. Lepers are adorable really, you can see why someone would love them

I’m a sign of things to cum

Fucking scanning books without destroying them, the philistines! /s

It would be so incredibly hard to hunt and gather enough, navigate safely, all whilst trying to keep one’s idiot children safe from predators, disease etc. No wonder we died at 40

Every boy who says this deserves to have their penis swell to a massive size and latch its opening over their nose and mouth and pump them full of gunk until they pass out and then leave them in an exhausted disgusting mess

Yeah it’s Toy Story 3

AI labs buy, scan, shred millions of rare books

Finch? Yeah it’s the same machine, just with a fun robot hand to make the sacrilege seem less awful, maybe?

Sounds great, no room for existential doubt, no parents being disappointed in you, you are a door. It is a great privilege to be the doorman

It’s really easy:

1. When it sprouts because you’ve forgotten to use it
2. Separate the good cloves from the moldy ones
3. Plant the good cloves in the garlic flower bed
4. Forget to harvest the garlic
5. Buy more garlic and put it in the cupboard

Repeat as necessary

Are you an AI!? Any human can see the size of that disc and from your link the size of a laserdisc like wtf

Edit: hang on can you post a screenshot, maybe it is serving different images

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Ftfy

Good boy just lucked into indentured servants via unearned hereditary privilege

This reads how English Wikipedia claims Americans invented all cocktails

It’s actually just one long noodle

On the contrary, I think “them” is a taught idea. Babies aren’t racist at all.