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The Hobbit illustrated by Tove Jansson
Probably thought the name came from golem.
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A reasonable request.
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I mean, the "logic" that led to the Israelites not having foreskin to begin with isn't exactly rock solid.
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When I'm asked what my AI company is worth
Fuck yeah, the world needs more PriceMaster memes.
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Trump again invokes claim he has the ‘right’ to run for third term as president
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That's not wiggle room, it's violating the Constitution. Not saying it can't happen, but it's not like that's a logic loophole, it's just not caring about acting illegally.
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YSK - (bigger) straws are often designed to make you drink more, faster. Get a smaller diameter set of stainless steel drinking straws no greater in diameter at the opening than 1/4 inch, in*stead*
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If it's any comfort, the straw will probably just get clogged with your flesh. If the blood pressure is high enough to push out the meat plug, you can just hold you finger over the hole. And anyway, I think the worst thing to be impaled by would be, like, a rusty shovel wrapped in Gympie-Gympie leaves or something.
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Buddha orders a pizza: "Make me One with Everything"
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The hot dog vendor scoffed confidently, "You won't shoot, you don't have the nerve on ya'."
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I'm tired
"You're relieved you don't have to go to work 'cause you thought you were gonna get eaten? What the fuck is this world?"
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Steven Onoja
What's a "stuffed ebook"?
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What are you going to do to prevent the sun from swallowing the earth in 5 billion years?
Coat the Earth in that bitter stuff they put on Nintendo Switch cartridges so the sun spits it out before it has a chance to swallow.
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The most controversial Garfield comic... ever
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Your failure to grab two slices is your fault, not your friends' fault. It's a problem that's extremely easily solved, by you, without any necessary change in behavior from anyone else.
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Please help resolve a disagreement in our home
This drawer is the solution. To everything...
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"You can't just have Geralt for every single game" says his voice actor, and if you think The Witcher 4 making Ciri the protagonist is "woke," then "read the damn books"
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Reading is woke
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I think you answered your own question: there is no non-sexual nudity in such a hyper-sexual society.
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you can set your watch to it
Can she remember what she had for breakfast? If so, she's got my vote.
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Anon prepares for a flood
Ah yes, who can forget Moses's Ark
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Ben & Jerry’s co-founder arrested after disrupting Senate hearing with pro-Gaza protest
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Pretty sure they endorsed Bernie back in the day. They're definitely hippies.
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‘He has trouble completing a thought’: bizarre public appearances again cast doubt on Trump’s mental acuity
This is literally how he's been for the past decade, it's his version of gish gallop. If he says something stupid that he knows is easily refutable, he just keeps talking and changing the subject and saying stupider and stupider things so it's impossible to even remember all the bullshit he said, much less what your response was going to be.
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Get on my level
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The bf & gf are 1.222x10^35 and 9.842×10^34 planck lengths, respectively.
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a spectre is haunting NYC
Won't that just drive business to the city-owned stores? Sounds like he's trying to help!
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Milwaukee mother deported to Laos, a country she has never been to
Oh, she's also diabetic and running out of insulin & heart medication. And the Lao government is holding her things so she has no money or identification or anything. Neat.