Welease Bawwabas!

Record scratch. “Yep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got here”

Where’s Wally: The Movie

What a weird cunt

I think I preferred it when I couldn’t see it.

Fake news! The entire iceberg does not look like a dick.

It’s just the tip.

😶‍🌫️

About all they are good for is generating boilerplate code. Just far less efficiently than a snippet library.

I can assure you, your email is throttled. You just haven’t noticed.

Get told you’re evil, and the cause of societies problems enough times, you start to believe it.

My ex wife did it to me, always assumed the worst. So I became the worst. It wasn’t even a conscious decision. I just checked out.

Simplistic take, but I see it every day.

I also added a rule.

Exclusive naming rights of all pets brought into the house.

If you’re going to ignore me, there will be consequences.

Isn’t that right cuntdestroyer?

Christmas beetles in Australia, because that’s when it’s summer.

Gen X. My parent and grand parents didn’t do shit. It’s not generational. They weren’t bad , just not great. That’s pretty universal.

They didn’t read to me, and I’m an avid reader.

I read to my kids, but they all lost interest in it pretty quickly. Only one of them does it as an adult.

It’s all situational my dude.

I have a refractory period of about an hour. I can sustain for 3 times before it all stops working.

In real life, once.

Last night. If you count breaks, 5 rounds. She came 3 times, I came once at the very end.

Focus on the quality of your sex, not how many nuts you have.

Can someone make Hnnnnnnixos for me please?

Johnny wasn’t the best human, but I’d take him over Taint any day of the week.

Let? Try actively encouraging.

That shit mostly doesn’t fly here. Parachute candidates traditionally do very poorly. We have preferential voting and about a 3rd of primary votes go to minor parties, and independents. Protest votes are a big problem for the majors to deal with.

Is he as depicted?

Dial into my local BBS and play some door games.

Sounds like a variation of the Ohio virus. I used to have a copy of it for the Amiga Amstrad. It would trigger and make the piezo speaker say “Ohio Ohio Ohhhh!”