Mine just said, "You're right, but thinking about it isn't helping."

I countered with, "People not thinking about it is why we're here."

They replied with, "Yeah, probably."

"So what do I do?"

"What can one man do?"

"That's what I'm paying you for. What can I do?"

"🤷‍♂️ Maybe stop listening to Democrats."

Fucking hate Kentucky.

Also, I filed a complaint and didn't go back; their practice is now closed, but I don't know if it's just because they moved to a different location or if they genuinely had to stop practicing. Haven't really thought about it much.

am the world's greatest kindergarten teacher

BREAKING: Traffic messy as Cybertrucks begin breaking down along nation's highways

It's almost like financial value is artificially assigned or something, and not, like, intrinsic.

Wow dude, that's crazy. Like, in a cool way.

My great-uncle was very small when he was born - the family story is that he used to sleep in a shoe box instead of a crib until he was almost a year old.

Probably not your shoe box, though.

Isn't it supposed to be "fewer" anyway?

For those interested, caffeine is stable and does not degrade due to phase change of the substance that contains it 👍

The one on the left has titties, so I gotta go with God.

But what does Pirate Software think of the situation? That's what I really need to know.

His dad worked at Blizzard, y'know.

Pfft. One

I mean, they're right. It does sound really stupid

I know a large portion of them genuinely don't believe in the science or what have you, but a majority of them simply don't give a fuck, because they've been promised a golden mansion and all of their loved ones healthy and happy. And all they have to do is stay meek and easily forgive all transgressions until they die. Then they're free!

Same with arson

This is my feed right now

A guy I know owns this clock, which basically proves that everything in life is pointless and arbitrary:

Flag should be upside-down at this point I believe

This looks like one of those AI images that's designed to trick your brain into thinking there are objects in the image when there aren't. I swear there's a house here, but I can't see it if I look directly at it.

Seems like they've taken a pretty hard stance on genocide to me - it's just that their stance is "pro-genocide."

I like "Well, I'm a straight male, so anything that turns me on is a woman, ma'am."

Those were all written prior to release as a way to ensure git could grow and evolve with its userbase.