I was gonna say "spray" but figured people would be like "why isn't your cat fixed??"

I don't want any more friends right now, but I'd give you a heartfelt nod if I ran into you.

You come to me in my house on the day that my daughter is to puke in the clean laundry, and ask me not to do murder?

The pizza is too stiff. The box is too thin The box isn't greasy enough. The drink in the foreground is huge even by American standards. Wtf is the guy next to her eating? Pizza Dog? The dude behind her sometimes has 2 fingers in his mouth, sometimes 3. Who sets a pizza down like they're lowering a cartoon blanket?

Ah yes. I do love gyros.

South Heat Pump on right

Same apparent latitude as North Heat Pump on left

Op's panel must face Due West

Mine just said, "You're right, but thinking about it isn't helping."

I countered with, "People not thinking about it is why we're here."

They replied with, "Yeah, probably."

"So what do I do?"

"What can one man do?"

"That's what I'm paying you for. What can I do?"

"🤷‍♂️ Maybe stop listening to Democrats."

Fucking hate Kentucky.

Also, I filed a complaint and didn't go back; their practice is now closed, but I don't know if it's just because they moved to a different location or if they genuinely had to stop practicing. Haven't really thought about it much.

am the world's greatest kindergarten teacher

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It's almost like financial value is artificially assigned or something, and not, like, intrinsic.

Wow dude, that's crazy. Like, in a cool way.

My great-uncle was very small when he was born - the family story is that he used to sleep in a shoe box instead of a crib until he was almost a year old.

Probably not your shoe box, though.

Isn't it supposed to be "fewer" anyway?

For those interested, caffeine is stable and does not degrade due to phase change of the substance that contains it 👍

The one on the left has titties, so I gotta go with God.

But what does Pirate Software think of the situation? That's what I really need to know.

His dad worked at Blizzard, y'know.

Pfft. One

I mean, they're right. It does sound really stupid

Same with arson

I know a large portion of them genuinely don't believe in the science or what have you, but a majority of them simply don't give a fuck, because they've been promised a golden mansion and all of their loved ones healthy and happy. And all they have to do is stay meek and easily forgive all transgressions until they die. Then they're free!