Elon Musk telling the world he’s never been to therapy as if his wretched life isn’t a giant monument to that obvious fact. Oh, really, Elon? Wow! You seem so well-adjusted! How do you do it??

Why does Apple even let apps read my phone model and battery level?

The really shocking thing is Loomer is only 31.

Upvoting for awareness of what a snowflake Snoop is and in the hopes we can get past the “awww he and Martha Stewart are best buds” era.

Tired of reading about Twitter dying and then it not happening.

Tired of reading about Twitter.

I’m not online enough to understand this.

The fuck does “nobody” add to this?

All I see is a tiny, insecure so-called man talking tough and playing with guns to convince the world he’s not a scared child inside.

Sorry but any article about what internet users are saying about any topic is not real news. It’s not even noteworthy.

“Life date”

“Accepted for value”

Comedy gold 🤣

In 2017 57% of rural households were connected. In 2024 the next 20% are being connected. In 2027 the final 23% will be. It’s not how I’d use a pie chart but it’s valid.

Sorry but “woman” is not an adjective and its use that way is grating. You wouldn’t say “man teacher” and it sounds wrong. So does “woman lawyer” or “woman voter.”

The neckbeard/incel thing is using “female” when “woman” would be acceptable and more common, like “look at these females” or something. It doesn’t mean we have to abolish the word “female” entirely from the lexicon.

Pictured: an obvious atheist being prayed over by a bunch of Christians he doesn’t understand at all.

That last reveal made me cackle.

If you’re still on Facebook, you’re probably not aware of what this means or why it’s a bad thing.

Stop me if you’re over 30 and have heard this three dozen times during your life.

Yeah, they’ve proved that to everyone who has succumbed to constant Russian propaganda.

“OMG this is crazy but in light of the looming Google antitrust stuff did y’all realize there are other browsers out there??”

You had your chance, NYT, and you helped him get elected for clicks. Now I’m not reading your rage-bait bullshit.

Episodes 1 and 2 were fun but they in no way “recentered the first person shooter genre.”