Assigned Arch at birth

Actually, what most most people refer to as "Linux" is really GNUde/Linux.

Software developer here; this is 100% true. Computers were a mistake.

You probably shouldn't've worn an Eagles jersey then.

Return of Conspiracy Keanu.

Stuxnet

It's crazy that En Passant was one of the first moves added to chess, and now it's hardly ever used.

Just a regular sword for me. I'll provide my own hands.

"Did you know Viggo Mortensen broke his foot when he kicked the helmet in this scene?"

Ohio opened up day one of The Advent Calendar.

Me too, Cities Skylines 2. Me too

TIL Python dictionaries allow trailing commas.

How I feel walking on airport moving sidewalks

Do you remember Thunderhead?

Yes

I just finished touring Evan Williams distillery. I'll have to give this a try.

Google Prima Nocta

For my first playthrough, I got Valmiro as my beloved and thought that was just a scripted part of the game.

If a fighter falls in a fortress and nobody's alive to hear it, does it make any noise?

He's been playing too much Dragon's Dogma.