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Jayspeeding is gonna be the hot new misdemeanor

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sagreply

Yeah bro, calm down. The sale is still active.

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lemmy.world

They must be attempting to integrate the rotation of the earth, the earth's orbit, and the sun's orbit around the galaxy.

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No, the rotation of the Earth is about 1600 km/h at the equator, which isn't enough, and its orbit is over 100,000km/h which is way too much. This is about Mach 4, which is pretty fast, but not quite planetary orbit speed.

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Were you by any chance recently doused in unidentified chemicals and struck by lightning?

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That's likely it, but it's far funnier to imagine that OP is the fastest man alive. I want to believe.

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The GPS that you are connected to is actually comming towards you.

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